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I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup
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Albert Burneko
March 23, 2025
Food
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Samer Kalaf
March 21, 2025
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157
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Lauren Theisen
March 19, 2025
Overexplained Lists
United States Dollar Bills, Ranked
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Barry Petchesky
March 13, 2025
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187
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Albert Burneko
March 6, 2025
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Please Do Not Lie To Me About Hockey Butts
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Kelsey McKinney
March 2, 2025
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What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
126
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Patrick Redford
February 7, 2025
Science
I Would Think Nothing Of Being Shot In The Chest With This Plasma Cannon
119
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Chris Thompson
February 5, 2025
Defector At The Movies
Is My Most Loathed Enemy A Song From The Score Of ‘Challengers’? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
155
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Chris Thompson
January 23, 2025
NBA
The Utah Jazz Are Boldly Making Their Move Down The Standings
54
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Chris Thompson
January 22, 2025
Soccer
A German Coach, The Spanish Media, And Google Translate Walk Into A Press Conference
94
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Albert Burneko
January 15, 2025
History
New York Giants: Season In Review
226
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Barry Petchesky
January 5, 2025
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I Lost My Coffee
360
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Tom Ley
December 13, 2024
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600
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Albert Burneko
December 9, 2024
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SHOCKER: This Handsome Actor Is In Fact A Ball-Knower
117
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Justin Ellis
December 8, 2024
Creaturefector
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51
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Sabrina Imbler
November 13, 2024
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I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake
330
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Chris Thompson
November 12, 2024
MLB
Let Me Push The Win Button
158
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Barry Petchesky
October 21, 2024
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You’re Stuck In A Time Loop. How Are You Helping Your Team Win A Game?
231
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Barry Petchesky
October 8, 2024
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I Found That Jaguars Hat You Like
345
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David Roth
August 6, 2024
Olympics
I Will Only Swim In The Poop River If It Contains Fewer Than 1,000 Colony-Producing Units Of E. Coli Per 100 Milliliters Of Water
138
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Kathryn Xu
August 5, 2024
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Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft
203
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Albert Burneko
August 1, 2024
Announcements
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238
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Barry Petchesky
July 31, 2024
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Kathryn Xu
July 28, 2024
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