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MLB
Miguel Cabrera, First To The Last
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Lauren Theisen
October 2, 2023
MLB
Miguel Cabrera Was Always Worth It
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Lauren Theisen
September 29, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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MLB
Justin Verlander Pulled The Astros Out Of The Quicksand
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Lauren Theisen
September 26, 2023
NFL
The Vikings Forgot How To Be Clutch
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Lauren Theisen
September 25, 2023
NFL
Jordan Love Beat Not-The-Bears, But I’m More Confused Than Ever
147
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2023
College Football
Heartwarming: Ohio State Wins Big Game
209
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Lauren Theisen
September 24, 2023
Defector Music Club
Defector Music Club Takes On The Expansive ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’ As It Turns 20
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Patrick Redford
September 22, 2023
MLB
Nick Castellanos Is The Phillies’ Himbo Hero
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Lauren Theisen
September 21, 2023
WNBA
Natasha Cloud Nearly Tore The Script To Shreds
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Lauren Theisen
September 20, 2023
NFL
At Least The Patriots Had A Neat Blocked Field Goal
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Lauren Theisen
September 18, 2023
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