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NHL
John Tortorella Wore Out His Welcome
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Lauren Theisen
March 27, 2025
MLB
An MLB Preview Containing All The Information One Could Possibly Hope To Ascertain About The 2025 Season
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March 27, 2025
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NHL
Very Stupid Goals Help Slow Red Wings’ Spiral
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Lauren Theisen
March 25, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Fans Everywhere Are Slobbering At The Chance To Try Devin The Dugong’s Algorithmically Generated Sandwich
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Lauren Theisen
March 19, 2025
Politics
We’re All We’ve Got Left
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Lauren Theisen
March 18, 2025
Music
Defector Music Club Is Getting The Led Out
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Israel Daramola
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Dave McKenna
,
Ray Ratto
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David Roth
, and
Lauren Theisen
March 18, 2025
College Basketball
You Should Only Get One Timeout In Basketball
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Lauren Theisen
March 16, 2025
Arts And Culture
Four Blanches
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Lauren Theisen
March 16, 2025
NHL
The Senators Are So Back
50
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Lauren Theisen
March 11, 2025
NHL
They Should Call Them The Dallas Even More Stars
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Lauren Theisen
March 10, 2025
NHL
Alex Ovechkin Is Getting All The Help He Needs
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Lauren Theisen
March 6, 2025
NHL
I Love Watching Warm-Ups
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Lauren Theisen
March 5, 2025
Politics
Don’t Buy A Gun, Even If It Comes In Rainbow
491
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Lauren Theisen
March 4, 2025
NHL
A Quick And Dirty Guide To The Eastern Conference Wild Card
124
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Lauren Theisen
February 27, 2025
NHL
A Pittsburgh Pilgrimage
149
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Lauren Theisen
February 25, 2025
Arts And Culture
Lost At The Warhol
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Lauren Theisen
February 24, 2025
Arts And Culture
Silence Brings Us Together
83
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Lauren Theisen
February 19, 2025
MLB
Hell Yeah: Shohei Ohtani Throws Baseball 14 Times
62
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Lauren Theisen
February 16, 2025
NHL
Canada Still Alive In 4 Nations Despite Pugnacious Defeat In Montreal
139
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Lauren Theisen
February 16, 2025
Life Lessons
How I Got Comfortable With Cooking, And Eating
198
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Lauren Theisen
February 13, 2025
NFL
The Scorebug Snuggery: Super Bowl 59 Goes Big And Brutalist
167
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Lauren Theisen
February 10, 2025
Music
You Can Only Catch Bob Dylan With Time
185
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Lauren Theisen
January 3, 2025
Pro Wrestling
Some Wrestling Matches I Liked In 2024
54
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Lauren Theisen
December 30, 2024
Arts And Culture
‘Give Me Carmelita Tropicana!’ Seizes The Full Potential Of The Theater
10
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Lauren Theisen
December 13, 2024
NHL
Sabres Still Bad
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Lauren Theisen
December 12, 2024
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