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I Spent Three Sweltering Days Shredding The High Seas At Jogging Pace, And It Ruled

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A woman sits alone in her office in the evening surrounded on all sides by plants, obscuring her view out the window.

The Secret Life And Crimes Of The American Office Plant

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Ryen Russillo

Ryen Russillo Hawks Troughs Of Sodium In Grim Video

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Blogs of Note

Maybe The WBC Cursed The Red Asses Of Team USA

Fifth Third Park Is A Terrible Stadium Name

How One Trick Play Tells The History Of Football

Ed Sheeran Delivers Pointless Statement Then Cries During Latest Concert

José Mourinho Gives Real Madrid Exactly What It Paid For

Minor Dilemmas

How Do I Get My Kid To Be A Sports Sicko Without Turning Myself Into A Vile Sports Parent?

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Justin Herbert
Podcasts

One Game Is Not Enough To Deem Anyone A Fraud … But Two Games Is

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Tommy Tuberville
College Football

The Protect College Sports Act Reveals The Dark Heart Of Management

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Dublin , Ireland - 18 September 2026; Bohemians supporters display a banner, protesting the upcoming Republic of Ireland matches against Israel, during the SSE Airtricity Men’s Premier Division match between Bohemians and Drogheda United at Dalymount Park in Dublin. (Photo By Seb Daly/Sportsfile via Getty Images)
Soccer

Ireland Going Ahead With Israel Matches Against Everybody’s Wishes

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The last good website.

Arts And Culture

Two Indie Action Films, One Clear Winner

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China Miéville On The “Completely Defining” Book It Took 20 Years To Write

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Alan Ritchson's Jack Reacher character glowers at a screaming man with his hand stuck in an industrial shredder during an episode from season four of Amazon's "Reacher." Reacher is wearing a t-shirt that says "Get Cracked In Philadelphia," and is huge.

He’ll Take The Elevator: Defector Reacher Creatures On ‘Reacher’ Season 4

Annie Dillard Gave It All

Annie Dillard receiving her 2014 National Humanities Medal

A New Book Examines The Wickedness Of Trump. Sort Of.

Feeling Sad About Rap Again

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY - OCTOBER 28: Lil Durk performs during iHeart Powerhouse 105.1 at Prudential Center on October 28, 2023 in Newark, New Jersey.

Massive Own-Goal Scored By Ed Sheeran

A detailed view of a Nike NWSL ball prior to the NWSL match between Angel City FC and Gotham FC at BMO Stadium on August 23, 2026 in Los Angeles, California.
NWSL

Docs: NWSL Received Eight Sexual Misconduct, Sexual Harassment, Or Retaliation Complaints This Year

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NFL

Mike McDaniel talks with Jim Harbaugh

The Chargers Have Placed Their Own Asses Directly Into The Jackpot

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Tennessee Titans quarterback Cam Ward scores a touchdown against the Philadelphia Eagles on Sept. 20, 2026

Hot Feet On Main Are Only One Part Of The NFL’s Climate Problem

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Caleb Williams Suffers Awful Injury At Awful Time In Awful Game

Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams is carted off the field with an injury during a game with the Minnesota Vikings on September 20, 2026

The Lions’ Defense Is Dyin’ Out There

Josh Allen pats Aidan Hutchinson on the helmet after their game

Podcasts

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Normal Gossip

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All Ball

Try Hard

Only If You Get Caught

Nothing But Respect

Science

There’s A Big New Crater On The Moon

A feeder fish approaches a piece of seemingly submerged driftwood. Suddenly, the driftwood moves; it turns out to be a large, perfectly camouflaged frog that rises from the bottom and consumes the orange fish

Horrible Toad Very Good At What It Does

Philadelphia, USA - June 9, 2021 - The Academy of Natural Sciences of Drexel University, formerly the Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia, is the oldest natural science research institution and museum in the Americas.

How The U.S.’s Oldest Natural History Museum Might Meet Its End

two cyborg cockroaches with little computer backpacks

You’re Trapped Under Rubble And These Guys Are Your EMTs. WYD?

Politics

College Football

Members of the Vanderbilt Commodores football team react after a last second fumble return in the endzone won the game against NC State, 35-31

NC State Innovates Brand-New Endgame Choking Strategy

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ESPN's College GameDay show on the quad at LSU, with Rece Davis, Nick Saban, Lainey Wilson, Desmond Howard, Kirk Herbstreit, and Pat McAfee

This Is So Fucking Embarrassing

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BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA - SEPTEMBER 5: Lane Kiffin of the LSU Tigers walks down victory hill prior to a game against the Clemson Tigers at Tiger Stadium on September 5, 2026 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

Lane Kiffin And ESPN Are Both Shilling For Their Agendas

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Defensive coordinator Steve Belichick of the North Carolina Tar Heels look on prior to a game against the Syracuse Orange at JMA Wireless Dome on October 31, 2025 in Syracuse, New York.

Steve Belichick Is Gone From UNC

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Soccer

Javier Tebas, president of La Liga, during the La Liga EA Sports 2025/26 ''El Clasico'' match between FC Barcelona and Real Madrid at Spotify Camp Nou Stadium in May 2026 in Barcelona, Spain.

It’s Totally Cool And Normal That Real Madrid And La Liga’s President Are Bickering Online

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CHESTER, PA - SEPTEMBER 09: Philadelphia Union midfielder Cavan Sullivan #6 is shown before the game between the Philadelphia Union and FC Cincinnati on September 9th, 2026 at Subaru Park in Chester, PA. (Photo by Terence Lewis/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

Cavan Sullivan And The USMNT’s Future Are Here

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Rory Dames

Rory Dames’s SafeSport Suspension Has Ended

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Omar Marmoush of Tottenham Hotspur during the Premier League 2026/27 match between Tottenham Hotspur and Everton at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium on September 12, 2026 in London, England.

Tottenham’s Revamped Attack Is An Overpriced Calamity

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Crosswords

(L-R) Donna Kelce, Singer Taylor Swift and actor Tom Cruise attend the game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Denver Broncos at Arrowhead Stadium on September 14, 2026 in Kansas City, Missouri.

The Crossword, Sept. 21: Cheeky Move

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Lionel Messi #10 of Argentina interacts with Lamine Yamal #19 of Spain during the FIFA World Cup 2026 Final match between Spain and Argentina at New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19, 2026 in East Rutherford, New Jersey.

The Crossword, Sept. 14: Miscalculation

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Ohio State Buckeyes goaltender Amanda Thiele (30) makes a save during the first period of the Women's Frozen Four Championship game between the Ohio State Buckeyes and the Wisconsin Badgers on March 23rd, 2025, at Ridder Arena in Minneapolis, MN.

The Crossword, Sept. 7: Big Resemblance

Nicole Gosling #61 of the Montréal Victoire celebrates her goal with teammates on the bench during the third period against the Ottawa Charge in Game One of the PWHL Walter Cup Final at Place Bell on May 14, 2026 in Laval, Quebec, Canada.

The Crossword, Aug. 31: Prepare For Trouble, And Make It Double (Themeless)

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Funbag

Look How Fanatics Massacred This Simple Trading Card

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Tom Brady
Podcasts

Government By Influencer, With Eamon Whalen

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WASHINGTON, DC - JULY 15: Conservative YouTuber and influencer Nick Shirley records during a Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee hearing on exposing fraud in Dirksen Senate Office Building on July 15, 2026 in Washington, DC. CEO of O’Keefe Media Group James O'Keefe and Acting Vice-President of Policy and Government Affairs at the Project On Government Oversight (POGO) Dylan Hedtler-Gaudette also testified about various fraud schemes uncovered across the U.S. (Photo by Finn Gomez/Getty Images)
The Fights

Dana White’s Latest UFC Prodigy Gets KO’d In 12 Seconds

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Gable Steveson being knocked out
MLB

Laz Díaz And Modern Baseball Are Mutually Through With One Another

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Laz Díaz gestures at his wrist and yells something during a baseball game.
Chefector

I Fought A Pie And I Won

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Drew's pie
Podcasts

Jasper Wang Quit His Corporate Career To Do … This

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Gambling

The Gambling Companies Need Their Customers’ Misery

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Esteban Ruiz-Haynes watching sports in his apartment
Podcasts

Zoomer Cultural Exchange Hour, With ‘State Of The League’

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PHOENIX, ARIZONA - MARCH 28: Head coach Will Hardy of the Utah Jazz looks on during the second half against the Phoenix Suns at Mortgage Matchup Center on March 28, 2026 in Phoenix, Arizona. The Suns defeated the Jazz 134-109. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Chris Coduto/Getty Images)

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Funbag

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