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Dan McQuade
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Life's Rich Pageant
Here’s How A Man Accidentally Bought 10,400 Greg Briley Rookie Cards
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Dan McQuade
August 20, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant
Bears Fan Who Spent $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card: “I Don’t Want To Spend $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card”
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Dan McQuade
August 17, 2025
Defector's 5th Birthday Party is on September 10 in Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
This Is So Stupid
13 Things I Learned From The Larry King Estate Sale
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Dan McQuade
August 6, 2025
MLB
MLB’s Speedway Classic Featured Only A Mild Amount Of Mayhem! Mayhem! Mayhem!
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2025
WNBA
Baby Racer Stunts On Competitors By Standing Up And Walking
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2025
This Is So Stupid
The Basketball Court On ‘Love Island’ Is All Fucked Up
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Dan McQuade
July 9, 2025
Creaturefector
The Newest Toledo Mud Hen Is A Purrfect Midseason Addition
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Dan McQuade
July 7, 2025
Capital
A Mall I Loved Is Going Pitch Black
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Dan McQuade
July 3, 2025
Pro Wrestling
John Laurinaitis Says He Will Testify Against Vince McMahon
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Dan McQuade
May 30, 2025
NFL
Substantial Speech Seemingly Saves Sport’s Shove
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Dan McQuade
May 23, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Rockies: While Other Cartoons Are Zany, Snoopy Reminds Us Of The Horrors Of World War I
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Dan McQuade
May 22, 2025
Music
Can You Do Racism Against Italians? A Eurovision Roundtable
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Ray Ratto
May 16, 2025
Arts And Culture
‘Mitchell’ Is Part Of Joe Don Baker’s Legacy, For Better Or Worse
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Dan McQuade
May 15, 2025
Animals
Oh No, It’s Another Emotional Story About My Cat!
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Dan McQuade
May 6, 2025
Politics
Trump Shows Kids Collectible Card With Photo Of Him Being Shot
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Dan McQuade
April 22, 2025
Animals
Please Enjoy These Images Of The 2025 Corgi Derby
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Dan McQuade
April 21, 2025
MLB
“Don’t Put Poison In Your Mouth,” And Other Great Tips From ’80s And ’90s Trading Cards
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Dan McQuade
April 17, 2025
TV
For A Good Time And Great Laughs, Try ‘The Pitt’!
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Dan McQuade
April 14, 2025
MLB
That’s Too Many Baseball Cards!
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Dan McQuade
April 9, 2025
MLB
Philly Fan Hecklers Thwarted By Doors
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Dan McQuade
April 1, 2025
College Basketball
Eliminate The Possession Arrow
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Dan McQuade
March 31, 2025
College Basketball
Oh, No! They Made A Likable Duke Basketball Team
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Dan McQuade
March 31, 2025
Dadfector
One Last Trip To Philadelphia’s Department Store Of Dreams
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Dan McQuade
March 24, 2025
College Basketball
All You Have To Do Is Hold On
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Dan McQuade
March 21, 2025
Boxing
The Tale Of The Early-Round KO Of Muhammad Ali’s Champburger
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Dan McQuade
February 28, 2025
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