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Dan McQuade
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NFL
Congratulations To Tom Brady On Making His First Holy Communion
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Dan McQuade
September 29, 2025
Capital
SEC: This Ponzi Scheme Involved Buying Modell’s Out Of Bankruptcy
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Dan McQuade
September 25, 2025
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MLB
I Saw The Phillies Hit Eight Homers
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Dan McQuade
September 25, 2025
NFL
Underestimate The Joe Flacco Two-Minute Offense At Your Own Peril
83
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Dan McQuade
September 23, 2025
NHL
You Couldn’t Drag Bernie Parent Out Of Philadelphia
39
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Dan McQuade
September 22, 2025
Journalismism
Washington Post Editorial Board: Football
273
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Dan McQuade
September 9, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Kansas City Chiefs
427
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Dan McQuade
September 3, 2025
Stories
My Life With An Uncommon Cancer
288
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Dan McQuade
September 3, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant
Here’s How A Man Accidentally Bought 10,400 Greg Briley Rookie Cards
115
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Dan McQuade
August 20, 2025
Life's Rich Pageant
Bears Fan Who Spent $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card: “I Don’t Want To Spend $12,107 On A Jay Cutler Card”
204
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Dan McQuade
August 17, 2025
This Is So Stupid
13 Things I Learned From The Larry King Estate Sale
185
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Dan McQuade
August 6, 2025
MLB
MLB’s Speedway Classic Featured Only A Mild Amount Of Mayhem! Mayhem! Mayhem!
87
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2025
WNBA
Baby Racer Stunts On Competitors By Standing Up And Walking
100
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Dan McQuade
August 3, 2025
This Is So Stupid
The Basketball Court On ‘Love Island’ Is All Fucked Up
83
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Dan McQuade
July 9, 2025
Creaturefector
The Newest Toledo Mud Hen Is A Purrfect Midseason Addition
92
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Dan McQuade
July 7, 2025
Capital
A Mall I Loved Is Going Pitch Black
270
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Dan McQuade
July 3, 2025
Pro Wrestling
John Laurinaitis Says He Will Testify Against Vince McMahon
72
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Dan McQuade
May 30, 2025
NFL
Substantial Speech Seemingly Saves Sport’s Shove
108
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Dan McQuade
May 23, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Rockies: While Other Cartoons Are Zany, Snoopy Reminds Us Of The Horrors Of World War I
213
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Dan McQuade
May 22, 2025
Music
Can You Do Racism Against Italians? A Eurovision Roundtable
115
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May 16, 2025
Arts And Culture
‘Mitchell’ Is Part Of Joe Don Baker’s Legacy, For Better Or Worse
236
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Dan McQuade
May 15, 2025
Animals
Oh No, It’s Another Emotional Story About My Cat!
74
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Dan McQuade
May 6, 2025
Politics
Trump Shows Kids Collectible Card With Photo Of Him Being Shot
187
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Dan McQuade
April 22, 2025
Animals
Please Enjoy These Images Of The 2025 Corgi Derby
96
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Dan McQuade
April 21, 2025
MLB
“Don’t Put Poison In Your Mouth,” And Other Great Tips From ’80s And ’90s Trading Cards
145
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Dan McQuade
April 17, 2025
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