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These Baby Beetle Backpacks Are Made Of Poop
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September 28, 2023
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Maker Of Mysterious Horseshoes On The Seafloor Finally Revealed
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September 21, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Sharks’ Best PR Team Might Be Working Too Hard
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Sabrina Imbler
September 15, 2023
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The Real Horse-Wives Of Hortobágy Aren’t Here To Hurt Feelings, But They Will Stirrup Trouble
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September 8, 2023
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Teen Gators Are Getting Into Golf
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September 1, 2023
Science
It’s OK That Ötzi The 5,000-Year-Old Ice Man Was Not Hot
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Sabrina Imbler
August 30, 2023
Life Lessons
How A Fat Baseball Ass And Four Lesbians Turned Me Into A Sports Fan
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Sabrina Imbler
August 25, 2023
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A Unified Theory Of Deep-Sea Fish Aesthetics; Or, The Deeper You Go The Cuter They Get
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August 17, 2023
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Trumpetfish Are Champions Of Hide And Sneak
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August 10, 2023
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Why He Look Like That?
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August 8, 2023
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