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We Have Obtained More Footage Of Kash Patel Falling Down While Playing Hockey
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Tom Ley
March 9, 2026
Politics
A Helpful Explainer Of Kansas’s Lunatic Anti-Trans Law
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Lucy Bloom
March 6, 2026
Politics
As Best We Can Tell, Kristi Noem Is Now A Green Lantern Or Some Shit
435
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Albert Burneko
March 5, 2026
Politics
Anyone Want To See Kash Patel Fall On His Ass While Playing Hockey?
222
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Barry Petchesky
March 3, 2026
Tennis
Daniil Medvedev’s Tennis Plans Interrupted By Unrelated Global Crisis
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Giri Nathan
March 2, 2026
Politics
Donald Trump Can’t Even Pretend To Explain The Plan For Iran
434
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Tom Ley
March 2, 2026
Politics
Regime Change Is Blowing Up A School Full Of Children
363
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Samer Kalaf
March 1, 2026
Olympics
Internal Schedule Confirms Kash Patel Went To Olympics To Be World’s Most Special Little Guy
326
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Tom Ley
February 26, 2026
Olympics
The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy
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Lauren Theisen
February 25, 2026
Olympics
The Winter Olympics’ Sour Ending Was Just A Preview For Summer 2028
293
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Ray Ratto
February 24, 2026
Olympics
Kash Patel Thinks He’s On The Team
376
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Tom Ley
February 23, 2026
Olympics
Eileen Gu Will Never Be The Traitor JD Vance Wants Her To Be
423
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Patrick Redford
February 19, 2026
Olympics
Chromosome Testing Will Take Sports Back To The Dark Ages
167
Comments
Michael Waters
February 16, 2026
Journalismism
The Washington Post Lays Off A Third Of Its Workforce, Is Dead
396
Comments
Chris Thompson
February 4, 2026
Politics
How Much Longer Can The Politics Of Grievance Sustain Itself?
172
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Israel Daramola
February 2, 2026
Politics
Lindsey Graham Has Waited Decades For The Chance To Obliterate Iran
271
Comments
Séamus Malekafzali
January 28, 2026
Women's Basketball
“Disgusted” Breanna Stewart Holds Up “Abolish ICE” Sign Before Unrivaled Game
70
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Tom Ley
January 26, 2026
Politics
I Have A Great Idea For Retraining ICE Agents
366
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Alex Pareene
January 26, 2026
Media Meltdowns
Oops! Vikings Play-By-Play Moron Chooses Yesterday’s Right-Wing Lie For Wisecrack About Minneapolis Protesters
242
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Chris Thompson
January 25, 2026
Politics
Federal Agents Kill Again; Gunmen Still At Large
533
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 25, 2026
Politics
How Do You Justify Abducting A Child?
271
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Justin Ellis
January 22, 2026
Politics
Gavin Newsom Has Nothing To Offer
609
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Albert Burneko
January 22, 2026
NFL
NFL Sends Mixed Signals In Its Stance On Genocide
196
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Samer Kalaf
January 22, 2026
Politics
Michele Tafoya Won’t Rest Until She Finds A Bigger And Better Way To Annoy Everyone
329
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Tom Ley
January 21, 2026
Food
In The War On Protein, We Have Been Humiliatingly Defeated By Protein
378
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Sabrina Imbler
January 16, 2026
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