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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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Point B
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Golf
Jim Nantz Is Being Weird About The Masters Again
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Drew Magary
April 10, 2025
Politics
Oh, Shut The Fuck Up
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Drew Magary
April 9, 2025
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 3 for discount code.)
Funbag
Grocery Shopping Is Meditation
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2025
NFL
You Say You’re A Dawg, But Are You A Motherfucker?
117
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Drew Magary
April 3, 2025
Funbag
Banning The Tush Push Is A Chickenshit Idea
619
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
Dadfector
Why Your Children’s Toy Sucks: Playhut
180
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Drew Magary
April 1, 2025
NFL
Hear Me Out: The Vikings Are USING Aaron Rodgers
139
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Drew Magary
March 28, 2025
NFL
The Steelers Are Trapped In A Hell Of Their Own Neglect
322
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Drew Magary
March 26, 2025
Funbag
The Only Spaghetti Eating Lesson You’ll Ever Need
679
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Drew Magary
March 25, 2025
Food
Butterbeer Flavoring Has Broken Contain
188
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Drew Magary
March 24, 2025
NFL
I Am Asking Aaron Rodgers, Once And For All, To Leave My Team The Fuck Alone
208
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2025
Arts And Culture
Gun Assembly Required
224
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Drew Magary
March 19, 2025
Funbag
Lessons From A B-Minus Dog Owner
452
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Drew Magary
March 18, 2025
NFL
Report: Aaron Rodgers “Open” To Possessing God-Like Dominion Over Earth, Sea
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2025
Funbag
Thank God For Weed Gummies
569
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2025
NFL
Seahawks Replace Former Jets Punchline With Former Jets Punchline
195
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2025
NFL
Tom Brady’s Vision For The 2025 Raiders Looks An Awful Lot Like The 2023 Seahawks
129
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2025
Arts And Culture
A Small Gene Hackman Memory for You
271
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Drew Magary
March 6, 2025
NFL
New Jaguars GM Talks How He Looks
278
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2025
NFL
Jimmy Johnson Retires From Retirement
229
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2025
Funbag
You Can’t Arrest Me For Drowning My Burger In Ketchup
728
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Drew Magary
March 4, 2025
Food
Primanti Bros.: The Defector Review
358
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Drew Magary
February 26, 2025
Funbag
Let’s Remember Some Toys
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Drew Magary
February 25, 2025
Funbag
Is It OK For Me To Drink Out Of A Cup I Once Pissed In?
616
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Drew Magary
February 18, 2025
Jamboroo
The Art Of Chilling
338
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2025
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