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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Death To The NCAA
Scott Van Pelt, And Every Other Shithead, Is Missing The Point About Paying College Athletes
385
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2024
NFL
Derrick Henry Is Here To Remind The Ravens To Run The Fucking Ball
138
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2024
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Funbag
I Have To Know Why You Died!
886
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Drew Magary
March 12, 2024
NFL
KirkWatch: I AM FREE
364
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2024
Food
Raisin Bran Crunch Is The GOAT Cereal
426
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Drew Magary
March 6, 2024
NFL
KirkWatch: America Holds Its Breath
139
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2024
Funbag
Road Grays Are Dogshit
560
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2024
Dadfector
A Taxonomy Of Mom Sounds
176
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2024
Life Lessons
My Sweet Tooth
241
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Drew Magary
February 29, 2024
Funbag
Help! I’m Worried My Sons Will Turn Out To Be Total Assholes!
586
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Drew Magary
February 27, 2024
Funbag
Does Jon Stewart Matter?
936
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Drew Magary
February 20, 2024
Jamboroo
I Am The Bullshit King Of My Household
343
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
I Am A ‘Top Boy’ Boy Now
58
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Funbag
Autoplay Wants To Eat Your Humanity
702
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2024
Jamboroo
Patrick Mahomes Owns The NFL
522
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Drew Magary
February 8, 2024
Funbag
There’s No Such Thing As A System Quarterback
873
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Drew Magary
February 6, 2024
Jamboroo
“Who Took A Giant Shit In The Drug Test Toilet?!” Your Annual POOPOROO
161
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Drew Magary
February 1, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Daughter Eats Soup Like An Animal!
686
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Drew Magary
January 30, 2024
Jamboroo
All Right-Thinking Americans Agree: We’re Sick Of The Chiefs
566
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Drew Magary
January 25, 2024
Overexplained Lists
New York Times Games, Ranked
336
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Drew Magary
January 24, 2024
Funbag
The Trouble With Cris Collinsworth
690
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Drew Magary
January 23, 2024
NFL
I Am The Coach Now
333
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Drew Magary
January 18, 2024
Funbag
Some Basic Rules For Proper AirPod Etiquette
622
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2024
NFL
Kirk Cousins Has To Go
401
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Drew Magary
January 12, 2024
Jamboroo
This Postseason, Root For The Money
468
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Drew Magary
January 11, 2024
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