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There she blows! A hump like a snow-hill!
Following the breakout success of Devin the Dugong, Defector has pivoted to a focus on rascally marine mammals. This whale shirt, available in unisex and femme cuts, was drawn by Perry Shall, an artist recently nominated for a Grammy for best recording package. What more is there to say? Printed by union labor on Made in USA gear.
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