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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
Your Luck’s About To Change
384
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2024
Funbag
What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?
736
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Drew Magary
November 12, 2024
Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary
In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.
Jamboroo
My Big Boy Sam Darnold Is Big Fun
455
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Drew Magary
November 7, 2024
Funbag
Don’t Sauce My Fried Chicken If You Suck At It
611
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2024
Jamboroo
Is Your Head Coach A Mayor?
400
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Drew Magary
October 31, 2024
Funbag
A Pre-Election Dog Story For You, The Dog Fan
502
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Drew Magary
October 29, 2024
Jamboroo
Let’s Remember Our Cars
630
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Drew Magary
October 24, 2024
Funbag
How To Go Deaf
655
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Drew Magary
October 22, 2024
Jamboroo
The 2024 NFL Season Is A Hater’s Paradise
402
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Drew Magary
October 17, 2024
Funbag
What We Talk About When We Talk About Our Toilet Apps
520
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Drew Magary
October 15, 2024
Jamboroo
I Got My Fill
363
Comments
Drew Magary
October 10, 2024
Funbag
October Surprises Are Bullshit
662
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Drew Magary
October 8, 2024
Jamboroo
I Have Given My Sons The Gift Of Fire
354
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Drew Magary
September 26, 2024
Funbag
We Must Address The Tom Brady Crisis (The Crisis Being That He Stinks)
718
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Drew Magary
September 24, 2024
Jamboroo
Help, Help! All Of The Rich Quarterbacks Are Eating Shit!
368
Comments
Drew Magary
September 19, 2024
Funbag
There’s No Such Thing As Wasted Time
599
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Drew Magary
September 17, 2024
Jamboroo
End This Farce
429
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Drew Magary
September 12, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Friend Wipes His Ass With Bleach!
626
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Drew Magary
September 10, 2024
Jamboroo
A Well-Executed Day
448
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Kansas City Chiefs
385
Comments
Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: San Francisco 49ers
424
Comments
Drew Magary
September 4, 2024
Funbag
Oasis Is Back, You Wankers!
696
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Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Baltimore Ravens
439
Comments
Drew Magary
September 3, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Detroit Lions
307
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2024
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2024: Houston Texans
368
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Drew Magary
August 28, 2024
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