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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Jamboroo
My Life As A GPS Dot
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Drew Magary
December 7, 2023
NBA
In-Season Tournament Gets Everyone’s Attention With A Glaring Officiating Fuck-Up
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Drew Magary
December 6, 2023
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Funbag
Hoodie Addiction Is Real And Also Not My Fault
652
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2023
Jamboroo
The Cranky Panthers Fan’s Guide To David Tepper
345
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Drew Magary
November 30, 2023
Funbag
What Is The Hardest Sport To Cheat At?
883
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Drew Magary
November 28, 2023
This Is So Stupid
After Defeating Ohio State, Michigan Faces The Ultimate Test: Iowa
169
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
College Football
On Fourth And A Zillion, Alabama Crushes Auburn’s Spirits
103
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2023
Funbag
Have We Reached Peak Inflatable Christmas Decoration Inflation?
642
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Drew Magary
November 21, 2023
Jamboroo
C.J. Stroud Proves That You Are Right To Be Batshit Over The Draft
404
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Drew Magary
November 16, 2023
Funbag
True Confessions: I Am A “Count The Ringzz” Bro
706
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2023
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