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Drew Magary
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NFL
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2025
Funbag
Thank God For Weed Gummies
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2025
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NFL
Seahawks Replace Former Jets Punchline With Former Jets Punchline
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2025
NFL
Tom Brady’s Vision For The 2025 Raiders Looks An Awful Lot Like The 2023 Seahawks
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2025
Arts And Culture
A Small Gene Hackman Memory for You
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Drew Magary
March 6, 2025
NFL
New Jaguars GM Talks How He Looks
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2025
NFL
Jimmy Johnson Retires From Retirement
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2025
Funbag
You Can’t Arrest Me For Drowning My Burger In Ketchup
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Drew Magary
March 4, 2025
Food
Primanti Bros.: The Defector Review
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Drew Magary
February 26, 2025
Funbag
Let’s Remember Some Toys
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Drew Magary
February 25, 2025
Funbag
Is It OK For Me To Drink Out Of A Cup I Once Pissed In?
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Drew Magary
February 18, 2025
Jamboroo
The Art Of Chilling
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2025
Funbag
Let’s Remember Some Movie Characters Saying, “Fuck!”
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Drew Magary
February 11, 2025
NFL
Win The Draft And You Can Beat Everyone’s Ass
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Drew Magary
February 10, 2025
Jamboroo
I Want To Focus On My Salad
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Drew Magary
February 6, 2025
Funbag
Help! I’m Worried The Government Will Stiff Me On My Paycheck!
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Drew Magary
February 4, 2025
Funbag
Nazism & Hitler: The Defector Explainer
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Drew Magary
January 28, 2025
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Will Always Make You Pay
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Drew Magary
January 27, 2025
Jamboroo
I Am Witness To The Rebirth Of Football In Washington
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Drew Magary
January 23, 2025
Funbag
GLP-1 Agonists: The Defector Review
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Drew Magary
January 21, 2025
Jamboroo
Fear Of Death Will Kill Us All
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2025
Funbag
End Play-Clock Abuse!
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
NFL
Sam Darnold Found His Destiny. It Was In The Toilet
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
Jamboroo
We Must Free Joe Burrow
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2025
Funbag
AI Learned It By Watching You
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Drew Magary
January 7, 2025
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