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Drew Magary
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Washington Commanders
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Drew Magary
August 29, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Baltimore Ravens
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Drew Magary
August 27, 2025
Defector's 5th Birthday Party is on September 10 in Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
Funbag
And Now For A Brief Tribute To Lee Corso
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Houston Texans
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Minnesota Vikings
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Drew Magary
August 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Green Bay Packers
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Drew Magary
August 21, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Los Angeles Chargers
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2025
Funbag
What Makes A Failson?
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Pittsburgh Steelers
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Denver Broncos
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Seattle Seahawks
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Drew Magary
August 14, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Atlanta Falcons
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2025
NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2025
Funbag
You Don’t Have To Let Big Allen Wrench Control Your Life
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: San Francisco 49ers
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New Orleans Saints
283
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Jets
344
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Jacksonville Jaguars
373
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Giants
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Drew Magary
July 24, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Cleveland Browns
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2025
Funbag
Fuck The iPad Ordering Kiosk
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tennessee Titans
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Bills Week
Who The Fuck Is Josh Allen Gonna Give The Ball To?
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Drew Magary
July 16, 2025
Bills Week
And Now, A Letter From A Bill
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Drew Magary
July 15, 2025
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