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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
GLP-1 Agonists: The Defector Review
383
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Drew Magary
January 21, 2025
Jamboroo
Fear Of Death Will Kill Us All
444
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Drew Magary
January 16, 2025
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Funbag
End Play-Clock Abuse!
686
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
NFL
Sam Darnold Found His Destiny. It Was In The Toilet
442
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2025
Jamboroo
We Must Free Joe Burrow
706
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Drew Magary
January 9, 2025
Funbag
AI Learned It By Watching You
534
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Drew Magary
January 7, 2025
Jamboroo
Morning Football Is The Way To Enlightenment
337
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Drew Magary
January 2, 2025
Hater's Guide
The 2024 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog
828
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Drew Magary
December 20, 2024
Jamboroo
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
437
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Drew Magary
December 19, 2024
Funbag
Your Holiday Card Might Not Contain Enough Gratuitous Nudity
572
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Drew Magary
December 17, 2024
Defector At The Movies
The Ending Of ‘Conclave’ Was Cheap And Stupid
130
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Travis Hunter Wins Heisman, Hopefully Won’t Become Like His Coach
185
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
College Football
Navy Consecrates Football’s Year Of The Fat Guy With Decisive Fake Punt
109
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2024
Jamboroo
Sam Darnold Brought Me To Football Nirvana
401
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Drew Magary
December 12, 2024
Funbag
Aaron Rodgers Is The Last Glory Boy Standing
547
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Drew Magary
December 10, 2024
Jamboroo
The Price Of The American Dream Is Now $1 Billion
637
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Drew Magary
December 5, 2024
Funbag
You Are Not Prepared For How Cool The 12-Team Playoff Will Be
662
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Drew Magary
December 3, 2024
Jamboroo
Pass The Salt
307
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Drew Magary
November 28, 2024
Funbag
An Easy Sweet Potato Brûlée Recipe For You, The Brûlée Lover
456
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Drew Magary
November 26, 2024
Jamboroo
I Am The Passenger Now
401
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Drew Magary
November 21, 2024
Funbag
Help! My Dog Gets Mad At Me When I Fart!
532
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Drew Magary
November 19, 2024
Jamboroo
Your Luck’s About To Change
540
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Drew Magary
November 14, 2024
Funbag
What’s The Worst Sport To Play With A Poopy Diaper?
744
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Drew Magary
November 12, 2024
Jamboroo
My Big Boy Sam Darnold Is Big Fun
455
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Drew Magary
November 7, 2024
Funbag
Don’t Sauce My Fried Chicken If You Suck At It
612
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Drew Magary
November 5, 2024
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