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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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Point B
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NFL
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2025
Funbag
You Don’t Have To Let Big Allen Wrench Control Your Life
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: San Francisco 49ers
467
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New Orleans Saints
283
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Jets
342
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Jacksonville Jaguars
372
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: New York Giants
383
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Drew Magary
July 24, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Cleveland Browns
478
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Drew Magary
July 23, 2025
Funbag
Fuck The iPad Ordering Kiosk
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Tennessee Titans
366
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2025
Bills Week
Who The Fuck Is Josh Allen Gonna Give The Ball To?
157
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Drew Magary
July 16, 2025
Bills Week
And Now, A Letter From A Bill
642
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Drew Magary
July 15, 2025
Podcasts
Bullied For Bacon, With Michael Schur And Rohan Nadkarni
207
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Drew Magary
July 10, 2025
Funbag
I Listen To Music Wrong
581
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Drew Magary
July 8, 2025
Funbag
All I Want Is To Live In A World Where People Talk Normal
579
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Drew Magary
July 1, 2025
Funbag
Fuck Sore Losers
638
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Drew Magary
June 24, 2025
Funbag
Bachelor Parties Are Strictly Optional
430
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Drew Magary
June 17, 2025
Music
Metallica Is Forever
312
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Drew Magary
June 12, 2025
Funbag
In This House We Believe Faith No More Is One Of The Most Important Bands In History
541
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Drew Magary
June 10, 2025
NFL
Steelers, Aaron Rodgers Agree To 18 Weeks Of Darkness
268
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Drew Magary
June 6, 2025
Funbag
What Is One Thing You Wish You Could Experience Again For The First Time?
565
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Drew Magary
June 3, 2025
Politics
Joni Ernst Is A Piece Of Shit
471
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Drew Magary
June 2, 2025
Arts And Culture
If Tom Cruise REALLY Loved Movies, He Would Let Me Watch Him Die
145
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
NFL
The Stefon Diggs Experience Reaches Its Inevitable Maritime Climax
159
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2025
Funbag
Jim Irsay Can’t Meddle With The Colts Anymore, But His Kids Can
575
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Drew Magary
May 27, 2025
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