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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Arts And Culture
Movies Have A Reality Disease. ‘Sisu’ Is The Cure
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Drew Magary
May 25, 2023
NFL
RodgersWatch: Aaron Rodgers Is Just A Kid In The Body Of An Old Quarterback With A Tweaked Calf
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Drew Magary
May 25, 2023
The Cutest Tote Bag You’ll Ever Own
There’s a new tote in the Defector store! Tara Jacoby drew Dan McQuade’s cat and we put it on a tote bag, just like we put it on a shirt. The tote is printed by a union co-op on a bag made in the USA. Carry around this adorable kitty all summer!
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Funbag
What’s The Least Fulfilling Line To Stand In?
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Drew Magary
May 23, 2023
NFL
The Commanders’ New Owner Is Eyeing An Exciting Opportunity To Piss Off Grateful D.C. Fans
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Drew Magary
May 19, 2023
College Football
Look At This Asshole’s Asshole Truck
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Drew Magary
May 17, 2023
Funbag
The Case Against The Ironic LOL
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Drew Magary
May 16, 2023
Elder Wisdom
I Am Now “Is This A Heart Attack?” Years Old
285
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Drew Magary
May 11, 2023
NFL
IMPORTANT: New NFL TV Rules Will Reduce My Mark Schlereth Risk Factor By 50 Percent
229
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2023
Funbag
I Used To Be A Summer Crank
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Drew Magary
May 9, 2023
NFL
The Arizona Cardinals Are Still Intensely Fucking Weird
167
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Drew Magary
May 4, 2023
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