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Kirk Cousins of the Las Vegas Raiders warms up prior to the start of the game against the San Francisco 49ers on November 8, 2026. He's running in a sweatshirt and a hat.

Look Who Came Crawling Back To Kirk Cousins

Philip Rivers #17 of the Los Angeles Chargers gestures as he can't hear the play call because of noise in the second half of the game against the Oakland Raiders on December 22, 2019. He's doing some classic Philip Rivers-style gesturing.

College Football

Why Wouldn’t NC State Hire Philip Rivers?

Caleb Williams #18 of the Chicago Bears looks on before the game against the Seattle Seahawks at Lumen Field on November 2, 2026 in Seattle, Washington.

Caleb Williams Is Carrying All Of Chicago Sports On His Back


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Israel Daramola

TALLAHASSEE, FL - SEPTEMBER 20: Players of the Florida State Seminoles gather in the tunnel before taking the field prior to the game against the Kent State Golden Flashes at Doak S. Campbell Stadium on Bobby Bowden Field on September 20, 2025 in Tallahassee, Florida. The #7 ranked Seminoles 66 to 10. TALLAHASSEE, FL - SEPTEMBER 20: Players of the Florida State Seminoles gather in the tunnel before taking the field prior to the game against the Kent State Golden Flashes at Doak S. Campbell Stadium on Bobby Bowden Field on September 20, 2025 in Tallahassee, Florida. The #7 ranked Seminoles 66 to 10.

Florida State Stares Into The Abyss

Team Canada with Andrew Mangiapane (2nd-R)) #88 , Owen Power (2nd-L) #25 , Justin Danforth (3rd-L) #17 Michael Bunting (L) #27 Adin Hill (R) #33 of Canada celebrate the victory during the 2021 IIHF Ice Hockey World Championship Quarter Final game between Russia and Canada.

Politics

The World Is Prepared To Boycott Russian Hockey

San Francisco Dons mascot Don Francisco interacts with the crowd before a game on March 1, 2025 at Chase Center in San Francisco, CA. He has a thin mustache.

College Basketball

If You’re Going To Change Your School’s Mascot, At Least Have The Decency To Get Weird

Nikita Kucherov of the Tampa Bay Lightning against the Washington Capitals on October 3, 2026.

Nikita Kucherov Wants Out, And He’s Not Alone

Michael Carrick, Manager of Manchester United, waves to the fans after the Premier League 2026/27 match between Manchester United and AFC Bournemouth at Old Trafford in October of 2026.

Soccer

Manchester United And Michael Carrick Are Breaking New Ground In Organizational Dysfunction

JACKSONVILLE, FL - OCTOBER 31: Albert, the mascot for the Florida Gators holds a sign while in a Halloween costume during the game against the Georgia Bulldogs at EverBank Field on October 31, 2015 in Jacksonville, Florida.

College Football Enters Spooky Season

Fans of the Milwaukee Brewers celebrate from the stands after the final out of the ninth as the Milwaukee Brewers defeat the Tampa Bay Rays in Game 5 of the World Series. This photo was taken in Tampa.

The Rays Never Played A Home Game In The World Series

Ben Williamson of the Tampa Bay Rays is dunked with Gatorade after hitting a walk off single in the twelfth inning during Game Four of the 2026 World Series.

There Might Be Some Life In This World Series Yet

Coach Aaron Glenn of the New York Jets during the game against the Miami Dolphins at MetLife Stadium.

Nobody Fails Like The New York Jets

Baylor Football head coach Dave Aranda adjusts his headset on the sideline during a game against the Kansas Jayhawks in October 2026.

Scapegoat Season Has Arrived For College Football

Milwaukee Brewers relief pitcher Aaron Ashby pitching on the mound during game 2 of the 2026 World Series against the Tampa Bay Rays.

Aaron Ashby Has Put The Brewers In Control

Aaron Philo #12 of the Florida Gators and Daniel Pierre Louis #73 celebrate after defeating the Texas Longhorns at Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium on October 17, 2026 in Austin, Texas.

Now Is The Time For Hysteria

Detailed look at the mask worn by Connor Hellebuyck #37 of the Winnipeg Jets during the game against the Columbus Blue Jackets April 4, 2026.

The Connor Hellebuyck Showdown Is About To Get Expensive For The Jets

Junior Caminero #13 of the Tampa Bay Rays rounds the bases after hitting a two run home run in the seventh inning during Game Six of the American League Championship Series. He's got his hand up to his ear.

Here Comes The Fun Part

Young boys playing flag football react after fumbling the ball during a game.

Minor Dilemmas

How Do I Stop My Kid From Crashing Out Over Trying New Activities?

Mike Evans of the San Francisco 49ers sits on the ground after an injury against the Washington Commanders during the first half of an NFL football game at Levi's Stadium on October 19, 2026.

Some Wins Feel More Like Losses

Former Indianapolis Colts player Peyton Manning looks on prior to the game between the Miami Dolphins and the Indianapolis Colts during the game on September 7, 2026. He kind of looks like Tom Wambsgans.

Sometimes A Team Just Wants To Hire A Famous Guy

Mike Elko of the Texas A&amp;M Aggies prepare to lead his team onto the field before an SEC football game between the Texas A&amp;M Aggies and Missouri Tigers on Oct 10, 2026 at Memorial Stadium in Columbia, MO.

Do Not Rage At Your Most Online Fans

Aaron Ashby of the Milwaukee Brewers reacts against the Los Angeles Dodgers during the eighth inning in game one of the National League Championship Series.

Smart Can Win

Jose Ramirez of the Cleveland Guardians reacts after committing an error that scored Victor Mesa Jr. #25 of the Tampa Bay Rays during the fourth inning in game two of the American League Championship Series on October 13, 2026. He does not look happy.

Good Baseball Isn’t Necessarily Beautiful

The Brewers Will Just Keep Doing This Until Someone Stops Them

Munetaka Murakami #5 of the Chicago White Sox looks on from the dugout during the seventh inning in game five of the American League Division Series against the Cleveland Guardians at Progressive Field on October 10, 2026 in Cleveland, Ohio. He looks frustrated.