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Albert Burneko
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La Liga
Barcelona’s Pursuit Of Lionel Messi Is A Degrading Farce
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Albert Burneko
June 6, 2023
Horse Racing
Horse Racing To Hide Somewhere Else Until Storm Blows Over
99
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Albert Burneko
June 4, 2023
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
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MLB
Extremely Depressing Report: Stephen Strasburg’s Body Is A Wreck
206
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Albert Burneko
June 4, 2023
NBA
A Timely And Data-Loaded 2023 NBA Finals Preview, For Basketball Idiots
70
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Albert Burneko
June 1, 2023
NBA
The Heat Win Ugly
346
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Albert Burneko
May 30, 2023
Chefector
Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking
198
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Albert Burneko
May 29, 2023
La Liga
La Liga’s Racism Problem Boils Over
137
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Albert Burneko
May 22, 2023
Media Meltdowns
How Not To Interview A Transportation Secretary
400
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Albert Burneko
May 19, 2023
NBA
Happy Recrimination Season To All Who Celebrate
174
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Albert Burneko
May 16, 2023
Chefector
Pink Lemonade For Everybody!
205
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Albert Burneko
May 13, 2023
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