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Life Lessons
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This Is So Stupid
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September 28, 2025
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This Is So Stupid
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Politics
Setting Aside The Incorrect Claim About Herd Immunity
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September 4, 2025
The Machines
Butlerian Jihad Now
255
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Albert Burneko
August 27, 2025
Politics
James Dobson Is Dead, Was A Monster
352
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August 21, 2025
Arts And Culture
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August 20, 2025
NBA
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August 19, 2025
Funbag
OK But What If The Billionaire Is A Cool Guy?
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Albert Burneko
July 29, 2025
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Marc-André ter Stegen?
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July 25, 2025
Bills Week
Bill!
109
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July 16, 2025
The Machines
Elon Musk’s Idiot Chatbot Turns Into An Explicit Nazi
281
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Albert Burneko
July 9, 2025
NBA
Fine, To Hell With It: A T.J. McConnell Appreciation Blog
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Albert Burneko
June 27, 2025
Capital
Toward A Theory Of Kevin Roose
248
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Albert Burneko
June 18, 2025
Politics
Weenie Centrist Legislator Faceplants Hard At Weekend Protest Event
323
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Albert Burneko
June 16, 2025
NBA
If I Were The Oklahoma City Thunder, I Would Simply Sustain A Lead All The Way To The End Of Game 2
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Albert Burneko
June 8, 2025
Politics
Donald Trump And Elon Musk Throw Day-Long Tantrums At Each Other
423
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Albert Burneko
June 6, 2025
NBA
Before You Is The Defector Mega-Preview Of The 2025 NBA Finals. Kneel!
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June 5, 2025
This Is So Stupid
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369
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Albert Burneko
May 30, 2025
NBA
Faster Is Better
190
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May 28, 2025
The Machines
Chicago Sun-Times And Philadelphia Inquirer Publish Huge Summer Insert Of Pure, Uncut Chatbot Slop [UPDATE]
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Albert Burneko
May 20, 2025
The Machines
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247
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Albert Burneko
May 15, 2025
Journalismism
NYT Reporter: It’s Not Corruption Unless The Envelope Says “Bribe” On It
385
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Albert Burneko
May 12, 2025
Animals
For Bea
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May 9, 2025
This Is So Stupid
Allowing For Various Metaphors
218
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Albert Burneko
May 8, 2025
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