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Media Meltdowns
Wow, You Can’t Even Pound A Quart Of Whiskey At The Airport For Less Than $60 Anymore
483
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Albert Burneko
September 21, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Finally, Belatedly Resigns
147
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Albert Burneko
September 11, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
Buy Your Tickets Now →
Soccer
Spain Dumps Women’s Team Coach Jorge Vilda, At Long Last
87
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Albert Burneko
September 5, 2023
Soccer
Ansu Fati In Brighton Should Be Lots Of Fun
32
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Albert Burneko
September 3, 2023
Soccer
Luis Rubiales Shows The Whole World Spain’s Entire Ass
237
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Albert Burneko
August 25, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With João Félix?
71
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Albert Burneko
August 23, 2023
Soccer
After All That, Kylian Mbappé Will Stay At Paris Saint-Germain
56
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Albert Burneko
August 13, 2023
MLB
The San Francisco Giants And Cable TV Conspired To Prevent This Blog, But Failed
135
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Albert Burneko
August 10, 2023
Soccer
What The Hell Is Going On With Ousmane Dembélé?
51
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Albert Burneko
August 8, 2023
Arts And Culture
Paul Reubens Did Everything Funny
242
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Albert Burneko
July 31, 2023
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