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Reflections From An Aging Roller Coaster Fanatic
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My Dumb Little Book
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August 26, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Happiness Is Fixing A Guitar
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Getting Old Is Rude But It Beats The Alternative
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Ray Ratto
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Dave McKenna
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A Lesson In Marital Free Association
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