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NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16

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Live Event

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Albert Burneko

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I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup

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Kathryn Xu

A little girl completes a jigsaw puzzle delivered to her by Santa Claus, 24th December 1938.

Christmas Puzzle

Life Lessons

It’s Puzzling Time

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Dan McQuade

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Life's Rich Pageant

“You’ve Got Mail” Reminds Me Of A Specific Time And Place

Normal Gossip: portraits

Alex Sujong Laughlin

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Woman In Youth And Old Age

Under The Influence

My Favorite Influencer Is In Her 60s

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Elder Wisdom

Bring Back Weird Halloween Candies

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Ray Ratto

A black and white photo of people around a craps table gambling in Las Vegas in 1963

Las Vegas, Craps Gambling Table In 1963

Risk Week

If You Must Gamble, Gamble In Person, Like An Adult

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Barry Petchesky

CLEVELAND, OH - OCTOBER 17: David Fry #6 of the Cleveland Guardians gets doused with water after hitting a walk off two-run home run to beat the New York Yankees in Game 3 of the ALCS presented by loanDepot at Progressive Field on Thursday, October 17, 2024 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Mary DeCicco/MLB Photos via Getty Images)

Championship Series – New York Yankees v. Cleveland Guardians – Game Three

Point/Counterpoint: Friday Night Playoff Games

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When The Toilet Rings, You Must Answer The Call

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Chris Thompson

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Green Tomato

Before Tomato Time Comes Tomato Fever

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

1956: EXCLUSIVE Full-length image of stunt performers on Muscle Beach, Santa Monica, California. Four men lift four women in the air, all in bathing suits, on the boardwalk stage. (Photo by Gene Lester/Getty Images)

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IT’S SUMMERTIME, MOTHERFUCKERS

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How To Make (Or Possibly Not To Make) A Vegetable Garden

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WASHINGTON, DC - SEPTEMBER 27: RFK Stadium is seen from East Capitol Street in Washington, DC on September 27, 2023. (Photo by Craig Hudson for The Washington Post via Getty Images)

WASHINGTON, DC – SEPTEMBER 27: RFK Stadium is seen from East Ca

RIP RFK Stadium, Where A Dirtball Came Of Age

Students at the University of Birmingham take part in their degree congregations as they graduate on July 14, 2009 in Birmingham, England. Over 5000 graduates will be donning their robes this week to collect their degrees from The University of Birmingham. A recent survey suggested that there are 48 graduates competing for every job.

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To My Daughter, The Graduate: This Is All Your Fault

Stephen Lurie is a writer and facilitator in Brooklyn, NY.

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Stephen Lurie

A box of essentials - body glide, water, bagel, banana, Advil, and Accel Gel. The 116th Boston Marathon starts in Hopkinton in Hopkinton, Mass. on Monday, April 16, 2012.

116th Running Of The Boston Marathon: Pre-race

The Great Outdoors

The Sublime Clarity Of Goo

A General view showing a shoe store on August 7, 2022 in Hong Kong, China. Hong Kong residents received Phase 2 of the Consumer Voucher Scheme.

Hong Kong Consumer Voucher Scheme

These Dad Shoes Are Made For Workin’

LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 02: The shadow of a cemetery worker is cast on reclaimed gravestones in London City Cemetery on March 2, 2009 in London, England. The cemetery is piloting a scheme whereby graves over 75 years old become eligible for reclamation. New interments will be placed into the existing graves, the headstones will be turned around and re-used, carving the names of the newly deceased. Once a grave has been earmarked by English heritage the cemetery must wait one year to see if family members claim the existing grave. By conserving as many memorials as possible the City of London hopes to maintain the historic cemetery landscape and sustain buriel provisions for the future. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)

City Of London Cemetery Pilots New Scheme To Reclaim Old Graves For Re-Use

Defunct Is Still Undefeated

A little girl eating her breakfast cereal with a glass of milk, 1950. (Photo by Harold M. Lambert/Getty Images)

Breakfast

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Raisin Bran Crunch Is The GOAT Cereal

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Soraya Roberts

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Ballet Brought Me Back To My Body

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Tom Ley

Fans celebrate on the floor after the Ohio State Buckeyes defeated the Iowa Hawkeyes in overtime on January 21, 2024, at Value City Arena in Columbus, Ohio.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL: JAN 21 Women’s – Iowa at Ohio State

Here Is The New Rule About Storming The Court

1970s HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL…

High School Sports

Be True To Your Shitty School

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You Too Can Score Cheap On The Open Market For Dead People’s (Hammond) Organs

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Luis Paez-Pumar

The Cyclone Roller Coaster at Coney Island

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Reflections From An Aging Roller Coaster Fanatic

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David Roth

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My Dumb Little Book

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Jimmy Butler #22 of the Miami Heat looks on during Round 3 Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals 2023 NBA Playoffs against the Boston Celtics on May 17, 2023 at the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts.

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Jimmy Butler Is A Good College Player In Reverse

The guitar as it appeared on Craigslist and the guitar as it's being repaired, split screen

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Happiness Is Fixing A Guitar