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Luis Paez-Pumar
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Soccer
Lionel Messi Refuses To Let Time Win
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 7, 2026
Soccer
Paraguayan Senator Gets Shockingly Racist Toward Kylian Mbappé
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 7, 2026
Soccer
The Folarin Balogun Red Card Brouhaha Is A Vintage FIFA Disaster
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 6, 2026
Soccer
There’s No Team Scarier Than Mexico At The Azteca
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Luis Paez-Pumar
July 1, 2026
Soccer
Mr. Nagelsmann, Tear Down This Meat Wall!
199
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 30, 2026
Soccer
Vinícius Has Brazil Believing Again
22
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 25, 2026
Soccer
The Golden Boot Race Has Already Gotten Ridiculous
86
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 23, 2026
Soccer
This World Cup Is Beating A Dead Dark Horse
31
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 22, 2026
Soccer
It Is Getting Into The Car, Leaving The Office, Avoiding Traffic, And Picking Up Fish And Chips On The Way Home
140
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 18, 2026
Soccer
Iran Forced Out Of U.S. Immediately After Playing Best Match Of World Cup
106
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 16, 2026
Soccer
Curacao Will Never Forget The One In 7-1
109
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 15, 2026
Soccer
South Korea’s Ballers Stole The Show
45
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 12, 2026
Soccer
How To Watch The World Cup
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 11, 2026
Soccer
Argentina Is Cool, Calm, Collected, And Ready To Repeat As World Champs
44
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 9, 2026
Soccer
The Netherlands Has To Get Over The Hump At Some Point, Right?
65
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 5, 2026
Soccer
Germany Just Wants To Be Germany Again
57
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 4, 2026
Soccer
Croatia Is Ready To Keep The Good Times Rolling
27
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 3, 2026
Soccer
Colombia’s Almost Too Old For This Shit
48
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Luis Paez-Pumar
June 2, 2026
Video Games
Playing A Baseball Simulator Made Me A Fanatic Again
72
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 31, 2026
Soccer
Well, That Stunk
163
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 31, 2026
TV
The ‘Survivor 50’ Finale Was A Dark Omen For The Future
69
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 21, 2026
NBA
Dylan Harper Demands Your Attention
53
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 19, 2026
Soccer
Southampton In Hot Water Over World’s Most Conspicuous Spygate
85
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 13, 2026
Soccer
The ONLY Thing More BROKEN Than Real Madrid’s TEAM SPIRIT Is News Aggregators’ CAPS LOCK BUTTON
83
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 8, 2026
Soccer
World Cup Tallies Another Human Rights Abuse
188
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 7, 2026
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