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Kathryn Xu

Staff Writer

Racing

After All That, Max Verstappen Re-Signs With Red Bull Racing

August 20, 2026
MLB

Mariners Surely Reach Pinnacle Of Regular-Season Suffering

August 19, 2026
MLB

Eventually You May Have To Believe In The Dang Milwaukee Brewers

August 17, 2026
MLB

How And In What Manner Cal Raleigh Put The Ass Back In Big Dumper

August 14, 2026
MLB

Red Sox Stumble Into Rules Review Hell, Emerge With Inconsequential Run

August 11, 2026
MLB

Oh No: Dodgers In Unrecoverable Tailspin After Sixth Straight Loss

August 6, 2026
MLB

If Baseball Is Ruined, Show Me The Ruins

August 3, 2026
MLB

Kody Clemens Achieves The Ultimate Ultimate Grand Slam

July 31, 2026
This Is So Stupid

LeBron James Should Just Take The Train To His New Job

July 28, 2026
Transit

All The Trains I Rode In Los Angeles

July 27, 2026
Racing

Is Mercedes Conspiring Against Its Own Driver? (No.)

July 20, 2026
Racing

Banger British Grand Prix Ends With A Whimper

July 5, 2026
Soccer

A Shockingly Positive Review Of World Cup Public Transit In Los Angeles

July 5, 2026
Soccer

What On Earth Is “Match Momentum”?

June 25, 2026
Racing

Lewis Hamilton Is Still Lewis Hamilton

June 15, 2026
Racing

Formula 1 Stewards After Massive Mishap Mangles Monaco: Oopsie Daisy!

June 12, 2026
Racing

Monaco Will Always Be Like This

June 8, 2026
MLB

Cristopher Sánchez Gave Up A Run

June 4, 2026
Life's Rich Pageant

How I Became An Itinerant Cat Tutor

May 29, 2026
Racing

Mercedes Championship Battle Already More Evil Than Last Year’s

May 26, 2026
MLB

Oh No! Outfielders Have Forgotten How To Play Defense!

May 22, 2026
Tennis

Who Will Beat Jannik Sinner?

May 18, 2026
MLB

“Big Dumper” Now Apt For More Depressing Reason

May 11, 2026
MLB

José Altuve Takes Mighty Rip At Pitch That Would Have Knocked A Lefty Batter’s Shoes Off

May 6, 2026
Racing

Cherubic Formula 1 Child Continues Success In Miami

May 4, 2026
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