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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Whooped By One Of Its Own Damn Readers

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I Have Now Perfected My Blondie Recipe

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If Cool The Pan Be, A Lousy Breakfast For Thee

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The Key To Making A Bad Lasagna Is Being A Big Dumb Jerk

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Says “Pooh-Pooh” To The Grand Finale

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Gives Hell To Pâtisserie Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rages Against Dessert Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Rises For Soufflés

October 20, 2025
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool For Chocolate Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Condemns The Atrocities Of Back-To-School Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Makes Goddamned Donuts For Bread Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Suffers Mightily For Biscuit Week

September 17, 2025
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Fancies A Go At Cake Week

Announcements

We Let Drew Cook

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I Found This Guy’s Recipe For Human Kibble Surprisingly Enjoyable

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I Have Been Defeated And Humbled By A Shortage Of Ketchup

March 23, 2025
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Goes Rogue For Tarte Soleil

Life Lessons

How I Got Comfortable With Cooking, And Eating

February 13, 2025
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Attempts Another Almost-Grand Finale

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When Does A Recipe Become Your Own?

November 29, 2024
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Must Alas Die, Die For Pâtisserie Week

Perfectly Fine Dinner Party Club

The Case For Thanksgiving II

November 25, 2024
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Gets Stuck In The 1970s

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Expertly Spots Dick For Dessert Week

November 13, 2024
This Is So Stupid

I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake

November 12, 2024
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Here Is How My Brownies Turned Out

November 6, 2024
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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Contemplates The Melting Method For Autumn Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Quakes With Rage For Pastry Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Scrambles To Survive Caramel Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Its Baking Chops In Bread Week

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Biscuit Week Easily

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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Almost Immediately Regrets Returning For Cake Week

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