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This Is So Stupid
SHOCKER: This Handsome Actor Is In Fact A Ball-Knower
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Justin Ellis
December 9, 2024
NFL
NFL Quietly Drops Latest Investigation Into Sexual Assault Allegations Against Deshaun Watson
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Justin Ellis
December 8, 2024
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Chefector
When Does A Recipe Become Your Own?
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Justin Ellis
November 29, 2024
Politics
It’s Not The Weather Machine That Is Making Life Shittier
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Justin Ellis
October 14, 2024
NFL
The Jaguars Are On The Cusp Of The Slope
157
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Justin Ellis
October 14, 2024
Politics
Cope Is A Terrible Way Not To Die
248
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Justin Ellis
September 23, 2024
NFL
Eagles Remember They Should Give The Ball To Saquon Barkley More
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Justin Ellis
September 22, 2024
This Is So Stupid
We Are Honor Bound To Commandeer Mark Zuckerberg’s Megayacht
153
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Justin Ellis
June 30, 2024
Life Lessons
Fellas, Our Horrible Climate Future Demands You Wear Short Shorts
221
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Justin Ellis
June 30, 2024
NBA
Whomst Has Brought The Ass?
205
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Justin Ellis
May 22, 2024
Podcasts
Chutes, Ladders, And Dagger Hours
33
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Justin Ellis
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Jae Towle Vieira
May 1, 2024
NBA
The Knicks Will Always Find Another Way To Break You
84
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Justin Ellis
April 29, 2024
NBA
LeBron James And The Lakers Cheat Death For At Least One More Game
74
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Justin Ellis
April 28, 2024
Podcasts
The Taming Of The Xanadu
28
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Justin Ellis
April 24, 2024
Podcasts
The Passion Of The Familiar Stranger
34
Comments
Justin Ellis
April 17, 2024
College Basketball
Can Someone Please Tell Me If Storming The Court Is Ever OK?
199
Comments
Justin Ellis
February 25, 2024
Capital
The Problem With The Goggles Of The Future Is Today
315
Comments
Justin Ellis
February 14, 2024
Dadfector
No One Can Tell You How To Dad
303
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Justin Ellis
January 24, 2024
Arts And Culture
It Is Now Time To Discuss Jack Reacher Throwing A Grill At A Guy
341
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Tom Ley
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David Roth
,
Justin Ellis
, and
Chris Thompson
January 19, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Whodunit! Unmasking The Author Of Eric Adams’s Self-Published Book
147
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Justin Ellis
January 11, 2024
This Is So Stupid
We Will Plunge The Depths Of Unlimited Shrimp Until The System Is Broken
267
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Justin Ellis
November 21, 2023
NBA
Nikola Jokic’s Shoddy Work Ethic And Horse-Gazing Tendencies Have Clearly Cost Him A Shot At Greatness
96
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Justin Ellis
November 2, 2023
NBA
All Anyone Could Ever Hope To Know Or Learn About The 2023–24 NBA Season, Or Indeed About Anything, And Well In Advance Too
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Albert Burneko
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Chris Thompson
,
David Roth
,
Giri Nathan
,
Justin Ellis
,
Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
October 24, 2023
NFL
The Giants Are In The Junkyard And Running Out Of Options
123
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Justin Ellis
October 8, 2023
College Football
Miami Fucked With One Of The Basic Rules Of Football And Paid The Price
124
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Justin Ellis
October 8, 2023
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