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Barcelona Has Found Another One In Lamine Yamal
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
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Saudi Arabia Is Winning Europe’s Game
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Billy Haisley
August 29, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Spain’s Women’s National Team Is Winning Again
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Billy Haisley
August 28, 2023
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Everyone Wants To Watch Lionel Messi
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Billy Haisley
August 27, 2023
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It’s The Light That Lasts
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Billy Haisley
August 21, 2023
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Aitana Bonmatí Can’t Win
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Billy Haisley
August 16, 2023
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Neymar To Become The Latest And Saddest Passenger On The Saudi Gravy Train
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Billy Haisley
August 14, 2023
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Lionel Messi Has Earned His American Victory Lap
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2023
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Colombia Knocked Out Jamaica And Can Now Return To Normal
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Billy Haisley
August 8, 2023
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Nigeria Played Great And Made England Butt-Stomping Mad
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Billy Haisley
August 7, 2023
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