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Soccer
Lamine Yamal Is Already On Top
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Billy Haisley
September 24, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Must Learn How To Walk Before It Can Run
14
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Billy Haisley
September 19, 2024
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Music
A Washed American’s Guide To The Boundless Underworld Of Brazilian Funk
61
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Billy Haisley
September 13, 2024
Soccer
Barcelona Finally Figured Out Raphinha
11
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Billy Haisley
September 4, 2024
Soccer
At Brighton, Life Is Still Like A Video Game
37
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Billy Haisley
August 30, 2024
Soccer
And Now, A Timely And Exhaustive Preview Of The 2024-25 Premier League Season
180
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Luis Paez-Pumar
,
Albert Burneko
,
Billy Haisley
,
Maitreyi Anantharaman
,
Patrick Redford
,
Ray Ratto
, and
Tom Ley
August 16, 2024
Olympics
The USWNT Is Grinding Its Way Toward A Better Future
67
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Billy Haisley
August 8, 2024
Olympics
Even Perfection Isn’t Enough For Barbra Banda
10
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Billy Haisley
August 1, 2024
Olympics
The USWNT Still Has Questions To Answer
59
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Billy Haisley
July 28, 2024
Olympics
Canada, Untrustworthy Nation To The North, Accused Of Massive Soccer Cheating Plot
93
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Billy Haisley
July 26, 2024
Soccer
Everything You Need To Know About The Women’s Olympic Soccer Tournament, While It’s Still Worth Knowing About
43
Comments
Billy Haisley
,
Tom Ley
, and
Luis Paez-Pumar
July 25, 2024
Wings Week
Manchester City Ripped A Wing Off Girona Just Because It Can
27
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 19, 2024
Wings Week
The Best Soccer Of The Summer Came From Colombia Just Winging It
34
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Billy Haisley
July 18, 2024
Soccer
The Legend Of Lamine Yamal Has Its First Chapter
33
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 11, 2024
Soccer
Lamine Yamal And Nico Williams Are Here To Save The Euros
49
Comments
Billy Haisley
July 9, 2024
Soccer
The USMNT Has Outgrown Its Manager
170
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Billy Haisley
June 28, 2024
Soccer
It Sucks How Much Belgium Sucks
82
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Billy Haisley
June 27, 2024
Soccer
At Euro 2024, The Good Comes From The Bad
46
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Billy Haisley
June 25, 2024
Soccer
A Comprehensive And Tastefully Belated Guide To The 2024 Copa América
69
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Billy Haisley
,
Luis Paez-Pumar
, and
Patrick Redford
June 21, 2024
Soccer
A Guide To The 2024 Euros With A Depth Of Analysis Surpassed Only By Its Timeliness
142
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Billy Haisley
,
Patrick Redford
, and
Luis Paez-Pumar
June 14, 2024
Soccer
Real Madrid Plays Itself
61
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Billy Haisley
June 6, 2024
Soccer
Ademola Lookman’s Time Has Finally Come
21
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Billy Haisley
May 24, 2024
Soccer
Manchester City Is Power
158
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Billy Haisley
May 21, 2024
Soccer
Xavi, Who Once Went All “You Can’t Fire Me, Because I Quit!” Before Then Deciding To Stay, Is Maybe About To Get Fired
22
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Billy Haisley
May 17, 2024
Soccer
Eberechi Eze And Michael Olise Have Meant Everything To Crystal Palace
16
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Billy Haisley
May 15, 2024
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