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Life's Rich Pageant
What I Saw At The Minnesota State Fair’s Llama-Alpaca Experience
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Brandi Brown
September 21, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Devin The Defector Dugong Is A Roaring Success In Earned Media
180
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Dan McQuade
September 19, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Animals
The Dead And The Beautiful
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Brigid Christison
September 13, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Apologies To The Makers Of The ‘Pet Sematary’ Prequel, But I Would Call This Dog “My Little Sweetie Baby” And Rub Its Belly
195
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Tom Ley
September 13, 2023
Animals
“Diana’s Piano” And All The Cats I’ve Loved And Lost
101
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Dan McQuade
August 23, 2023
This Is So Stupid
What Does This Cow Shirt Mean?
234
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Samer Kalaf
August 17, 2023
Creaturefector
These Orangutans May Not Be Beatboxing But They’re Definitely Doing Something
53
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Sabrina Imbler
June 27, 2023
MLB
Squirrel Terrifies Yankees Fans
146
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Dan McQuade
May 24, 2023
Animals
My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?
186
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Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
Cycling
Wannabe Cyclist Horse Steals The Show At A Spicy Strade Bianche
70
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Laura Wagner
March 6, 2023
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