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Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

Drew Magary

Animals

My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?

Patrick Redford

Laura Wagner

SIENA, ITALY - MARCH 04: Demi Vollering of The Netherlands and Team SD Worx attacks while a horse gallops beside her during the Eroica - 9th Strade Bianche 2023, Women's a 136km one day race from Siena to Siena 318m / #StradeBianche / on March 04, 2023 in Siena, Italy. (Photo by Luc Claessen/Getty Images)

Cycling

Wannabe Cyclist Horse Steals The Show At A Spicy Strade Bianche

Kelsey McKinney

This Is So Stupid

Pretty Neat. Defector Outlines Hiring Process That Landed Devin The Dugong

Ray Ratto

BOTSWANA - 2014/06/12: Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibius) in river near Chitabe in the Okavango Delta in northern part of Botswana. (Photo by Wolfgang Kaehler/LightRocket via Getty Images)

Here’s To Hippos

Birdfector

Oh No! The Big, Beautiful Owl Got Out!

charismatic megafauna (they/them)

Sabrina Imbler

A domestic pigeon that has been dyed pink with hair dye.

Creaturefector

Justice For Flamingo, Who Did Not Consent To Being Dyed Pink

Defector visual editor. Runs <a href="http://defectorstore.com/" target="_blank" rel="noreferrer noopener">defectorstore.com</a>. Philadelphia-based, if you couldn’t tell. dhm@defector.com

Dan McQuade

Canadians Jubilant Despite Unexpected Death Of Weather-Predicting Rodent Fred La Marmotte

An extremely fluffy gray cat called the Pallas Cat snarling at the camera

World’s Crankiest Cat Found On World’s Tallest Mountain

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 26: Sophomore Paige James, center, touches a hippo statue for luck as she leads admitted George Washington University students and their parents on a tour of the campus before deciding on whether or not to enroll on April, 26, 2017 in Washington, DC.

Death To The NCAA

Official George Washington University Statement: Hippos Are Not Free To Be Bold

Barry Petchesky

Free P-22!

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