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Sabrina Imbler

a wall-e ass looking robot called the looming eyes buoy

Foolish Humans! Gulls Are Not So Gullible After All

What The Fuck Is Happening With This Fish

Barry Petchesky

Boston, MA - April 15: Joe, a Western Lowland Gorilla, at the Franklin Park Zoo on April 15, 2026. (Photo by Jessica Rinaldi/The Boston Globe via Getty Images)

This Is So Stupid

We Have A Gorilla Trade

two computer-animated sheep peering through a window

Defector At The Movies

‘The Sheep Detectives’ Made Me Baaaawl My Eyes Out

a photo of a remora fish with its head buried inside the cloaca of a manta ray

What Are You Doing In There, Fish?

A still from the trailer for Hoppers showing a beaver standing on a pile of machine rubble and proselytizing to a crowd of animals

Arts And Culture

Dam It All To Hell

Animals