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The Mournful Ballad Of Punch The Monkey
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Sabrina Imbler
February 26, 2026
Life's Rich Pageant
What I Learned From My Annoyingly Long Correspondence With “Elena Ferrante”
118
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Sabrina Imbler
February 25, 2026
Creaturefector
Finally! An Ancient Fish That Understood Life’s Terrors
33
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Sabrina Imbler
February 22, 2026
Olympics
It’s Time To Get Cozy At The Podium
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Sabrina Imbler
February 22, 2026
Olympics
Are The Fellas In Sync?
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Sabrina Imbler
February 18, 2026
Olympics
High-Level, Actionable Insights From Watching Doubles Luge For The First Time
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Sabrina Imbler
February 12, 2026
Olympics
Which Other Olympic Mascots Could Italian Stoats Tina And Milo Slaughter In Cold Blood?
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Sabrina Imbler
February 10, 2026
Creaturefector
This Week In Delicious Scams; Or, I Yam Not What You Think I Yam
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Sabrina Imbler
February 6, 2026
Creaturefector
Who The Hell Was This?
117
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Sabrina Imbler
February 3, 2026
Science
Let The Record Show That Ötzi Fucked
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Sabrina Imbler
January 23, 2026
Creaturefector
Veronika The Cow’s Record Scratch
108
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Sabrina Imbler
January 22, 2026
Food
In The War On Protein, We Have Been Humiliatingly Defeated By Protein
378
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Sabrina Imbler
January 16, 2026
Creaturefector
This Worm Is A Millennial
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Sabrina Imbler
January 13, 2026
Arts And Culture
Leonardo da Vinci’s Legacy Won’t Be Found In His DNA
142
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Sabrina Imbler
January 9, 2026
Creaturefector
What A Week Of Freedom Can Do For A Lab Mouse
77
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Sabrina Imbler
January 7, 2026
Creaturefector
If You Give A Crocodile A Kawasaki Ultra 310LX
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Sabrina Imbler
January 4, 2026
Creaturefector
What Would You Name This Cat?
139
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Sabrina Imbler
December 29, 2025
Arts And Culture
Defector Watches A Christmas Movie: ‘Merv’
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Israel Daramola
,
Sabrina Imbler
,
Kelsey McKinney
, and
Ray Ratto
December 23, 2025
Arts And Culture
Defector Watches A Christmas Movie: ‘She’s Making A List’
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Israel Daramola
,
Sabrina Imbler
, and
Dan McQuade
December 18, 2025
Arts And Culture
Defector Watches A Christmas Movie: ‘My Secret Santa’
41
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Sabrina Imbler
,
Alex Sujong Laughlin
, and
Kelsey McKinney
December 10, 2025
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