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Someone Appears To Be Stuck On The Jumbotron

By Justin Ellis

April 19, 2026

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“Strong Fish Smell In Cabin,” And Other Pilot-To-Ground Texts

By Lauren Theisen

April 15, 2026

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Chappell Roan And Jorginho Are No Longer Beefing

By Tom Ley

April 14, 2026

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Damp And Drunk People At An English Horse Race

By Kathryn Xu

April 13, 2026

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We Asked The Mayor Of Ottawa Why He Keeps Posting Such Grim Photos

By Barry Petchesky

March 26, 2026

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Suburban Homeowner Starts, Loses Fight With Enormous Jack Reacher Star Alan Ritchson

By David Roth

March 24, 2026

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Let’s Catch Up On The Hilarious Afroman Defamation Trial

By Israel Daramola

March 18, 2026

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What I Learned From My Annoyingly Long Correspondence With “Elena Ferrante”

By Sabrina Imbler

February 25, 2026

118Comments

Food

I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza

By Libby Watson

February 11, 2026

185Comments

Animals

The Westminster Dog Show’s Youngest Handlers Don’t Know If They Want To Do This Forever

By Heather Wei-Xi Chen

February 6, 2026

52Comments

Animals

My Life Among The 33 Pomeranians (And A Few Thousand Other Dogs)

By Kathryn Xu

February 5, 2026

60Comments

Animals

The Secrets Of Human And Canine Fashion At The Westminster Dog Show

By Heather Wei-Xi Chen

February 4, 2026

52Comments

Interviews

A Westminster Dog Show Judge Tells Us What They’re Looking For

By Kathryn Xu

February 3, 2026

134Comments

The Fights

Jarrell Miller Got His Hair Punched Off And Became A Hero

By Dave McKenna

February 2, 2026

66Comments

Underexplained Lists

Underexplained Predictions For 2026

By Defector Staff

January 2, 2026

291Comments

Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

January 1, 2026

257Comments

Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

By Barry Petchesky

December 25, 2025

348Comments

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How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada’s National Lexicon

By Stefan Fatsis

November 26, 2025

138Comments

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Luis Rubiales Egged By Uncle Who Is Also Named Luis Rubiales

By Tom Ley

November 14, 2025

96Comments

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If The Sub Didn’t Split, You Must Acquit

By Tom Ley

November 6, 2025

205Comments

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The Journey Of All 1,091 U.S. Roller Coasters Ends With A Toot Around The Track

By Dan McQuade

October 24, 2025

116Comments

Politics

Small-Time Political Scandals Still Have Consequences In Island Nation Called Ireland

By Dave McKenna

October 22, 2025

71Comments

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Why Is Everyone Talking About The Damn Rapture Again?

By Kelsey McKinney

September 22, 2025

589Comments

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The Official Charity Of The Savannah Bananas Has A Hard Time Explaining How Its Money Is Spent

By Chris Thompson

September 15, 2025

245Comments

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TNT Sports Airs Guerrilla Marketing For Worker-Owned Website That Isn’t Defector

By Samer Kalaf

August 27, 2025

160Comments

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