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This Is So Stupid

This Is So Stupid

I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake

November 12, 2024
MLB

Let Me Push The Win Button

October 21, 2024
This Is So Stupid

You’re Stuck In A Time Loop. How Are You Helping Your Team Win A Game?

October 8, 2024
This Is So Stupid

I Found That Jaguars Hat You Like

August 6, 2024
Olympics

I Will Only Swim In The Poop River If It Contains Fewer Than 1,000 Colony-Producing Units Of E. Coli Per 100 Milliliters Of Water

August 5, 2024
This Is So Stupid

Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft

August 1, 2024
Announcements

Everyone’s Been Competing To Post Defector’s 10,000th Blog And I Just Clicked Publish On This

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The Official, Complete, Very Scientific Taxonomy Of Fishing Video Games

July 28, 2024
This Is So Stupid

What Would You Do Right Now For A Free Beach Vacation?

NHL

A Useful, Clear-As-Day, Couldn’t-Be-Simpler Guide To Canada’s Hockey Arenas, Places, And Centres

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Sunday’s Events Will Ring Out Through History

July 22, 2024
This Is So Stupid

There Are Three Essential Lawyer Movies

This Is So Stupid

Here Are Some MLB Draft Prospects Whose Names Would Be Right At Home On ‘All My Children’

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An Attempt To Draw This Overstuffed Sentence About Klay Thompson Leaving The Warriors

July 3, 2024
This Is So Stupid

We Are Honor Bound To Commandeer Mark Zuckerberg’s Megayacht

June 30, 2024
Arts And Culture

Why is AI Jesus So Fucking Jacked?

MLB

Is The Phillie Phanatic A Muppet?

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I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck

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I Found My Keys

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Where Are My Keys?

This Is So Stupid

Officer’s Pants Tragically Struck Down In Confrontation With Scottie Scheffler

May 17, 2024
Arts And Culture

Paramount Plus Is Ruining My Life, And It Is Time For Jeff Probst To Do Something About It

NHL

Mark Messier Selects Winner Of Mark Messier Award For Player Who Best Exemplifies Qualities Of Mark Messier

This Is So Stupid

Unlike All The Archeologists, I Know What This Thingy Is For

Defector Up All Night

Enter Bill Simmons’s No Flex Zone, If You Dare

April 30, 2024
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