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Life Lessons
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Sabrina Imbler
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Creaturefector
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Sabrina Imbler
December 29, 2023
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Science
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Sabrina Imbler
December 20, 2023
This Is So Stupid
This Week In Turtles
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Creaturefector
What If You Kept Your Baby Teeth Your Entire Life?
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Sabrina Imbler
December 14, 2023
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Sabrina Imbler
December 12, 2023
Science
What Kind Of Future Does De-Extinction Promise?
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Sabrina Imbler
December 6, 2023
Journalismism
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Sabrina Imbler
November 30, 2023
Creaturefector
As A Father Of Tadpoles
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Sabrina Imbler
November 28, 2023
Birdfector
North American Birds Will No Longer Be Named After People
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Sabrina Imbler
November 3, 2023
Creaturefector
The Great Defector Leg Quiz
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Sabrina Imbler
October 31, 2023
Science
Who Is Allowed To Do Science?
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Sabrina Imbler
October 27, 2023
Creaturefector
When The Legs Are A Lie
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Sabrina Imbler
October 20, 2023
Into The Woods
I Resent My Accursed Allergy Shots, Unless They Work, In Which Case I Love Them!
129
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Sabrina Imbler
October 18, 2023
Creaturefector
Asexual Insect Accused Of Having Sex!
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Sabrina Imbler
October 9, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Let The Woman Whose Box Of Giraffe Feces Was Seized By Customs Make Her Necklace, Damn It!
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Sabrina Imbler
October 9, 2023
Science
Kick Back And Read About This Ancient Feet Controversy
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Sabrina Imbler
October 8, 2023
Creaturefector
Mysterious Jellyfish Actually 1,020 Worms Who Want To Be Poop
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Sabrina Imbler
October 6, 2023
Creaturefector
These Baby Beetle Backpacks Are Made Of Poop
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Sabrina Imbler
September 28, 2023
Creaturefector
Maker Of Mysterious Horseshoes On The Seafloor Finally Revealed
32
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Sabrina Imbler
September 21, 2023
Creaturefector
Sharks’ Best PR Team Might Be Working Too Hard
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Sabrina Imbler
September 15, 2023
Creaturefector
The Real Horse-Wives Of Hortobágy Aren’t Here To Hurt Feelings, But They Will Stirrup Trouble
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Sabrina Imbler
September 8, 2023
Creaturefector
Teen Gators Are Getting Into Golf
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Sabrina Imbler
September 1, 2023
Science
It’s OK That Ötzi The 5,000-Year-Old Ice Man Was Not Hot
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Sabrina Imbler
August 30, 2023
Life Lessons
How A Fat Baseball Ass And Four Lesbians Turned Me Into A Sports Fan
171
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Sabrina Imbler
August 25, 2023
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