Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
Search
Crosswords
NFL
NBA
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Podcasts
Arts And Culture
Politics
Science
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Crossword Submission Guidelines
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector X (formerly Twitter)
Defector Twitch
Defector Bluesky
Whimsy
Topics
NFL
NBA
NHL
Soccer
Arts And Culture
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
NBA
That Isn’t Dwyane Wade, Sir
101
Comments
Giri Nathan
October 30, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
Who Lives At The Rainforest Cafe?
88
Comments
Sabrina Imbler
October 29, 2024
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
MLB
Nick Castellanos Answers The Mets’ Whimsy
125
Comments
Kathryn Xu
October 7, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Embattled Deputy Mayor Does Not Know Ball
400
Comments
Tom Ley
September 26, 2024
MLB
Please Rise And Remove Your Caps For Kevin Gausman’s Argument With The Umpire
84
Comments
Ray Ratto
August 4, 2024
MLB
MLB’s Gameday 3D Feature Turns A Walk-Off Win Into A Devil’s Dance
40
Comments
Kathryn Xu
July 25, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
This Is NOT A Damn Bell!!
231
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
July 12, 2024
NBA
A Field Guide To Luka Doncic’s Many Busted Sports-Watching Setups
124
Comments
Rachel Andelman
June 14, 2024
MLB
The Twins’ Summer Sausage Has Not Yet Expired
47
Comments
Kathryn Xu
May 22, 2024
NBA
Gordon Hayward Is The Low-Effort King Of The Playoffs
121
Comments
Tom Ley
May 8, 2024
NBA
A Post-Season Debrief With The World’s (Still) Most Pessimistic Suns Fan
58
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
May 7, 2024
MLB
The Eldritch Power Of The Twins’ Home Run Sausage Must Be Handled With Care
174
Comments
Tom Ley
April 29, 2024
MLB
There Are Several Reasons Not To Let Anyone From The Colorado Rockies Into An Airplane Cockpit
123
Comments
Tom Ley
April 19, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race
286
Comments
Kathryn Xu
April 15, 2024
NBA
Boban Delivered The Chicken
124
Comments
Tom Ley
April 15, 2024
NBA
This Is About As Wrong As 15 Seconds Of Basketball Can Go
110
Comments
Tom Ley
April 10, 2024
This Is So Stupid
BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE/MUST CREDIT KELSEY: They Cut The Wire
291
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
March 22, 2024
NFL
Report: Aaron Rodgers Being Considered For Dream Job As Attention-Getting Loser
321
Comments
Tom Ley
March 13, 2024
Women's Basketball
JMU And Marshall Played The Funniest Basketball Game Of The Season
45
Comments
Tom Ley
March 12, 2024
Racing
Doriane Pin Penalized For Not Realizing Race Was Over, Winning Too Hard
28
Comments
Kathryn Xu
March 10, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Hmmm … Something Is STILL Not Right Here
164
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
February 15, 2024
NFL
Tommy DeVito Eats Crow, Dough To Quash Quarrel With New Jersey Pizzeria
115
Comments
Dave McKenna
December 20, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Hmmm … Something Is Not Right Here.
327
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
December 14, 2023
NBA
Enjoy The Visual Tableau Of Chet Holmgren Unsuccessfully Posting Up Chris Paul
38
Comments
Giri Nathan
November 17, 2023
College Football
It Appears Connor Stalions Was A Teenage Michigan Football Blogger
154
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 3, 2023
Older