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It’s Too Easy To Steal Bases!
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Albert Burneko
April 3, 2023
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Patrick Ate The Onion
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Patrick Redford
March 31, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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Baseball!
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Chris Thompson
March 30, 2023
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This Will Not Be Finished Until Mike Trout Is Allowed To Pitch To Shohei Ohtani
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Chris Thompson
March 22, 2023
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Which Three Fingers Did Ron DeSantis Use To Slurp Down Chocolate Pudding Like A Damn Raccoon?
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Albert Burneko
March 16, 2023
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LIV Golf’s “Team Finder” Knows Which Of Four Sandwiches Describes Your Values As A Sports Fan
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Chris Thompson
March 13, 2023
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Pretty Neat. Defector Outlines Hiring Process That Landed Devin The Dugong
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Kelsey McKinney
March 3, 2023
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Pee Pee Pew Pew!
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Sabrina Imbler
February 28, 2023
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Aaron Rodgers’s Darkness Diary
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Israel Daramola
February 23, 2023
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The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes
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Dan McQuade
February 23, 2023
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Has Anyone Seen My Balloons?
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Alex Pareene
February 17, 2023
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Google’s Search Engine Reveals Its Feelings: Destroy All Humans With A Rain Of Nuclear Fire
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Albert Burneko
February 16, 2023
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Oh No! The Big, Beautiful Owl Got Out!
191
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Kelsey McKinney
February 15, 2023
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What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 10, 2023
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If Rihanna Songs Were About Football, Ranked
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Kelly Conaboy
February 9, 2023
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205
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Samer Kalaf
February 7, 2023
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Enough With The Fucking Secret Memos Already
191
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Justin Ellis
January 27, 2023
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Vancouver Canucks Goalie Says There Was No Fart, Just Skate
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Samer Kalaf
January 24, 2023
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Possible Fart Briefly Disrupts Vancouver Canucks Broadcast
125
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Samer Kalaf
January 19, 2023
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As A Son And A Brother, I Think We Should Cut Jadeveon Clowney Some Slack
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Tom Ley
January 13, 2023
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Do We Suspect, To Our Horror, That There May Well Be Some Frankenstein Coalition Created From This Impasse, An Abhorrent Manifestation Of House Rule That America Has Never Witnessed And The American People Have Never Authorized?
419
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Chris Thompson
January 5, 2023
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In My Day You Couldn’t Fake-Die For Two Years Without Real Commitment
274
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Albert Burneko
January 5, 2023
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Donovan Mitchell’s 71-Point Game Must Be Stricken From The Record Books If We Are To Preserve The Soul Of This Great Game
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Chris Thompson
January 3, 2023
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The NHL Winter Classic Should Be Baseball Now
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Kelsey McKinney
January 2, 2023
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This Is Why You Never Count Out The Bucs
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January 2, 2023
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