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Kelly Conaboy
Kelly Conaboy is a writer in Brooklyn, New York. Her first book, The Particulars of Peter, is available now.
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French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins? French Onion Soup In Cupcake Tins
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Kelly Conaboy
September 29, 2023
This Is So Stupid
If Rihanna Songs Were About Football, Ranked
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Kelly Conaboy
February 9, 2023
Defector's 5th Birthday Party is on September 10 in Brooklyn
Can you believe we started blogging almost 5 years ago? Come celebrate with us at Union Pool in Williamsburg. There'll be a taco truck, lots of baseball cards, and live music from friends-of-the-site Avery Friedman and Speedy Ortiz. Tickets are free, but please RSVP so the bar knows how to staff.
Book Excerpts That Don't Suck
A Day At The “Largest Festival For Dogs In North America” Where My Dog Was, Quite Frankly, Robbed Of His Accolades
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Kelly Conaboy
January 8, 2021