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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now

June 16, 2026
Soccer

Border Security Theatrics Are Rising At History’s Stupidest World Cup

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How I Became An Itinerant Cat Tutor

May 29, 2026
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After 40 Years, The Guys Who Made ‘Heavy Metal Parking Lot’ Are Almost Famous

Politics

Pastor Clarifies That Giant, Shiny Trump Statue Worshippers Love Is NOT An Idol

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A Rob Schneider Comedy Show May Be Long And Expensive, But At Least It’s Boring

April 23, 2026
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One Night At Formula 1’s Drunk-Driving Simulator

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Someone Appears To Be Stuck On The Jumbotron

April 19, 2026
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“Strong Fish Smell In Cabin,” And Other Pilot-To-Ground Texts

April 15, 2026
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Chappell Roan And Jorginho Are No Longer Beefing

April 14, 2026
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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Damp And Drunk People At An English Horse Race

April 13, 2026
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We Asked The Mayor Of Ottawa Why He Keeps Posting Such Grim Photos

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Suburban Homeowner Starts, Loses Fight With Enormous Jack Reacher Star Alan Ritchson

March 24, 2026
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Let’s Catch Up On The Hilarious Afroman Defamation Trial

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What I Learned From My Annoyingly Long Correspondence With “Elena Ferrante”

February 25, 2026
Food

I Traveled 800 Miles To Eat Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza At Criss Angel’s Breakfast, Lunch, And Pizza

February 11, 2026
Animals

The Westminster Dog Show’s Youngest Handlers Don’t Know If They Want To Do This Forever

Animals

My Life Among The 33 Pomeranians (And A Few Thousand Other Dogs)

February 5, 2026
Animals

The Secrets Of Human And Canine Fashion At The Westminster Dog Show

Interviews

A Westminster Dog Show Judge Tells Us What They’re Looking For

February 3, 2026
The Fights

Jarrell Miller Got His Hair Punched Off And Became A Hero

February 2, 2026
Underexplained Lists

Underexplained Predictions For 2026

January 2, 2026
Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

January 1, 2026
Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

December 25, 2025
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How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada’s National Lexicon

November 26, 2025
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