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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Podcasts
The Hater’s Guide To The 2023 Fantasy Football Season, With Andy Behrens
67
Comments
Drew Magary
August 17, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Pittsburgh Steelers
456
Comments
Drew Magary
August 16, 2023
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Washington Commanders
272
Comments
Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
Funbag
Can I Wear A Batting Helmet Casually Or Will Everyone Think I’m Cuckoo?
560
Comments
Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers
431
Comments
Drew Magary
August 14, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New England Patriots
380
Comments
Drew Magary
August 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Jets
372
Comments
Drew Magary
August 10, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Cleveland Browns
341
Comments
Drew Magary
August 9, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tennessee Titans
407
Comments
Drew Magary
August 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New Orleans Saints
347
Comments
Drew Magary
August 7, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Carolina Panthers
302
Comments
Drew Magary
August 4, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Atlanta Falcons
271
Comments
Drew Magary
August 3, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Las Vegas Raiders
317
Comments
Drew Magary
August 2, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Los Angeles Rams
199
Comments
Drew Magary
August 1, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Denver Broncos
395
Comments
Drew Magary
July 31, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Indianapolis Colts
446
Comments
Drew Magary
July 28, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Arizona Cardinals
327
Comments
Drew Magary
July 27, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Houston Texans
420
Comments
Drew Magary
July 26, 2023
Funbag
Police Merch Is Its Own Horrible Little Fiefdom
705
Comments
Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears
539
Comments
Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Podcasts
The Civil Rights Movement’s Turning Point Was Almost Its Last Stand, With Paul Kix
223
Comments
Drew Magary
July 20, 2023
Funbag
Could A Normal Person Finish A Tour de France Mountain Stage On An E-Bike?
924
Comments
Drew Magary
July 18, 2023
Funbag
Time For War: I’m Ranking Supermarket Chains
1069
Comments
Drew Magary
July 11, 2023
Funbag
For Independence Day, An EXPLOSIVE Question About Doors
607
Comments
Drew Magary
July 4, 2023
Life Lessons
How Much Shit Should You Have In Your Wallet? An Investigation
469
Comments
Drew Magary
June 29, 2023
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