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Who Needs Umpires, Anyway?
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Aaron Rodgers’s Darkness Diary
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Israel Daramola
February 23, 2023
MLB
Spring Training Speech Turns Terry Francona Into Mr. Bean
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Chris Thompson
February 21, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
U.S. Ambassador To Afghanistan Celebrates Black History Month With Deranged Tweets
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Laura Wagner
February 16, 2023
This Is So Stupid
If Rihanna Songs Were About Football, Ranked
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Kelly Conaboy
February 9, 2023
NBA
The NBA Is Good When It’s Goofy
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Ray Ratto
January 24, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Possible Fart Briefly Disrupts Vancouver Canucks Broadcast
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Samer Kalaf
January 19, 2023
Video Games
What Sports Video Game Intro Will Never Leave Your Head?
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Lauren Theisen
December 8, 2022
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