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Jamboroo
I Have Given My Sons The Gift Of Fire
354
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Drew Magary
September 26, 2024
Elder Wisdom
When The Toilet Rings, You Must Answer The Call
130
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Albert Burneko
September 24, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Jamboroo
A Well-Executed Day
448
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Drew Magary
September 5, 2024
Dadfector
Run, Hide, Fight, Die
296
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Dave McKenna
August 25, 2024
Dadfector
I Told My Kids I Peed In The Pool
170
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Drew Magary
July 22, 2024
Wings Week
Cherish Every Wing Wednesday
51
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Dave McKenna
July 19, 2024
Elder Wisdom
To My Daughter, The Graduate: This Is All Your Fault
266
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Drew Magary
May 2, 2024
Dadfector
A Taxonomy Of Mom Sounds
176
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Drew Magary
March 1, 2024
Dadfector
God Help Me, My Son’s Marrying A Packers Shareholder
134
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Ray Ratto
February 19, 2024
Jamboroo
I Am The Bullshit King Of My Household
343
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Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Arts And Culture
I Am A ‘Top Boy’ Boy Now
61
Comments
Drew Magary
February 15, 2024
Dadfector
No One Can Tell You How To Dad
303
Comments
Justin Ellis
January 24, 2024
Jamboroo
When Your Kids Are Kids Again
366
Comments
Drew Magary
December 21, 2023
Creaturefector
As A Father Of Tadpoles
56
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Sabrina Imbler
November 28, 2023
Life Lessons
Life Comes At You Fast
216
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Albert Burneko
November 12, 2023
Dadfector
In Praise Of Food Tourism
247
Comments
Dave McKenna
September 7, 2023
Dadfector
The Last Bus
194
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2023
Dadfector
Don’t Rank Your Children, You Domineering Prick
333
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Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
Life Lessons
Scrabble Is Home
320
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Drew Magary
March 3, 2023
Dadfector
How To Train A Lamb For The Slaughter
304
Comments
Casey Taylor
November 2, 2022
Dadfector
Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked
229
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Chris Thompson
June 16, 2022
Politics
What It’s Like Here
595
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Albert Burneko
May 25, 2022
Dadfector
You Deserve A Dad Pat Today
90
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Drew Magary
May 10, 2022
Dadfector
34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day
302
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Drew Magary
April 8, 2022
Elder Wisdom
The Best Time To Watch A Movie Is First Thing In The Morning
184
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Drew Magary
March 10, 2022
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