Skip to Content
Subscribe
Log In
Menu
Search
NFL
Chefector
Normal Gossip
Zillowing Out
The Distraction
MLB
NBA
WNBA
Soccer
Tennis
About Us
Send Us A Tip (News)
Send Us A Tip ($)
Merch Shop
How To Pitch Defector
How To Comment On Defector
Defector Freelancer Policies, Created In Partnership With The National Writers Union
Podcasts
Masthead
Defector Hall of Fame
Log In
Subscribe
Defector Twitter
Defector Twitch
Dadfector
Topics
NBA
MLB
NHL
WNBA
Soccer
Capital
Podcasts
Creaturefector
Chefector
Dadfector
Don’t Rank Your Children, You Domineering Prick
332
Comments
Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
Life Lessons
Scrabble Is Home
320
Comments
Drew Magary
March 3, 2023
Back In The Merch Store: Defector Pride Shirts
Check out Defector’s pride shirts, with artwork from Archie Bongiovanni and Mattie Lubchansky! As always, the shirts are made in America and printed by a union co-op.
Shop Now →
Dadfector
How To Train A Lamb For The Slaughter
303
Comments
Casey Taylor
November 2, 2022
Dadfector
Free Things My Small Child Was Given In France And Italy, Ranked
229
Comments
Chris Thompson
June 16, 2022
Politics
What It’s Like Here
595
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 25, 2022
Dadfector
You Deserve A Dad Pat Today
90
Comments
Drew Magary
May 10, 2022
Dadfector
34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day
302
Comments
Drew Magary
April 8, 2022
Elder Wisdom
The Best Time To Watch A Movie Is First Thing In The Morning
184
Comments
Drew Magary
March 10, 2022
Jamboroo
And Now … Dad Sounds
362
Comments
Drew Magary
February 17, 2022
Dadfector
Chris Ballew Went Platinum On The Way To Becoming Caspar Babypants
93
Comments
Eric Nusbaum
November 5, 2021
Next