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Life Lessons
Why Call When An Oblique Email Will Do The Job Of Making A Prospective Intern Spiral Into A Panic?
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Abigail Segel
August 18, 2023
Soccer
The Matildas Turned My Hair White And They Haven’t Even Faced England Yet
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Abigail Segel
August 15, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Soccer
When Your Coach Sucks, Everybody Loses
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Abigail Segel
August 14, 2023
Arts And Culture
You Must Understand That Taylor Swift Knows Me Better Than Anyone Else On Earth
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Abigail Segel
August 10, 2023
Soccer
Sunrise Is Way Too Early To Be Crying For The USWNT
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Abigail Segel
August 7, 2023
Soccer
Tobin Heath And Christen Press Offer A Dose Of Sanity This World Cup
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Abigail Segel
August 4, 2023
Funbag
What Are The Best Roads In America?
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Abigail Segel
August 1, 2023
Soccer
It’s Too Bad Canada Was Better Than Ireland
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Abigail Segel
July 26, 2023
Soccer
Even During A World Cup Summer, There’s A Lot Of Fun To Be Found In The NWSL
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Abigail Segel
July 24, 2023
Chefector
It’s Summer! Let’s Cook Some Eggplant
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Abigail Segel
July 22, 2023
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