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The Steelers Stink!
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Dan McQuade
September 10, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: San Francisco 49ers
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Drew Magary
September 5, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Trey Lance’s Draft Position Never Meant Anything
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Ray Ratto
August 24, 2023
NFL
Jimmy Garoppolo Came And Went
144
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Ray Ratto
March 14, 2023
NFL
Trent Williams Flipping His Shit Was The Only Good Thing That Happened Sunday
145
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Barry Petchesky
January 30, 2023
NFL
Someone Woke Up The 49ers Before The Eagles Put Them To Bed
136
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Ray Ratto
January 30, 2023
NFL
The Philadelphia Eagles Will Absolutely End You
447
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David Roth
January 29, 2023
NFL
George Kittle Wasn’t Even Supposed To Be There
191
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Lauren Theisen
January 23, 2023
NFL
Mike McCarthy On Hilarious Final Play: That Wasn’t What We Meant To Do
394
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Patrick Redford
January 23, 2023
NFL
The Seahawks Pulled Deebo Samuel’s Leg, But The Niners Had The Last Laugh
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
January 15, 2023
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