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MLB

José Altuve Takes Mighty Rip At Pitch That Would Have Knocked A Lefty Batter’s Shoes Off

By Kathryn Xu

May 6, 2026

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Damp And Drunk People At An English Horse Race

By Kathryn Xu

April 13, 2026

240Comments

MLB

Even At The World Baseball Classic, The Mariners Cannot Escape Themselves

By Kathryn Xu

March 10, 2026

68Comments

Gambling

Rigging A College Basketball Game Seems Stressful

By Maitreyi Anantharaman

January 18, 2026

61Comments

WNBA

Lamest Members Of Society Claim Responsibility For WNBA Dildo-Throwing Epidemic

By Tom Ley

August 8, 2025

242Comments

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race

By Kathryn Xu

April 15, 2025

267Comments

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Bob, That’s The Wrong Bryce!

By Tom Ley

March 24, 2025

65Comments

NBA

The Mavericks Don’t Want To Talk About Their Creepy AI Video In Which Anthony Davis Points A Gun At His Head

By Tom Ley

March 21, 2025

235Comments

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race

By Kathryn Xu

April 15, 2024

286Comments

MLB

Rangers’ Brock Burke Disrupts Recent Spate Of Pitcher Elbow Injuries, Breaks His Hand

By Samer Kalaf

April 14, 2024

45Comments

Racing

Doriane Pin Penalized For Not Realizing Race Was Over, Winning Too Hard

By Kathryn Xu

March 10, 2024

28Comments

Capital

Fanatics Ruined Christmas

By Barry Petchesky

December 28, 2023

191Comments

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DraftKings Apologizes For Pushing “Never Forget” 9/11 Parlay

By Tom Ley

September 11, 2023

329Comments

NFL

Dak Prescott Finally Ready To Win Super Bowl After Learning Tactical Breathing Maneuvers From Ex-Navy SEALs

By Tom Ley

September 7, 2023

186Comments

NFL

Jonathan Gannon’s Gut Might Need A Little More Fire

By Dan McQuade

September 1, 2023

103Comments

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Rally Runner Has Fallen

By Tom Ley

August 4, 2023

174Comments

MLB

Jarred Kelenic Is Really, Really Sorry About Kicking That Water Cooler

By Tom Ley

July 20, 2023

129Comments

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Paul Pierce Traps Kevin Garnett In Grim Men’s Livestream

By Tom Ley

June 8, 2023

166Comments

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Mission Re-Accomplished: Shaq Served At Former FTX Arena

By Chris Thompson

May 25, 2023

209Comments

NBA

Oh No, Shaquille O’Neal Is Still Evading The FTX Lawsuit!

By Chris Thompson

May 10, 2023

227Comments

NBA

Mission Accomplished: Shaquille O’Neal Finally Served With Class-Action Lawsuit Documents

By Chris Thompson

April 17, 2023

172Comments

NBA

A Surreal, Chum-Choked Plunge Through Ja Morant’s Countersuit Against A Teen Boy

By Chris Thompson

April 14, 2023

228Comments

Life's Rich Pageant

The Very Divorced Paul Pierce Has Dating Questions

By Giri Nathan

March 30, 2023

161Comments

Life's Rich Pageant

U.S. Ambassador To Afghanistan Celebrates Black History Month With Deranged Tweets

By Laura Wagner

February 16, 2023

198Comments

NBA

Stephen Silas May Not Be Getting A Callback

By Tom Ley

February 7, 2023

45Comments

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