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Eagles Fans Terrified After Blowout Victory
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Dan McQuade
September 26, 2023
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Eagles Fans Deal With Aftermath Of Another Heartbreaking Victory
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Dan McQuade
September 15, 2023
NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4
Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)
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Eagles Suffer Unbearable Victory
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Dan McQuade
September 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
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Lessons Learned At A Terrible Eagles Preseason Game
190
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Dan McQuade
August 18, 2023
NFL
If You Have A Non-Dogshit Uniform, Just Wear That Instead
398
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Barry Petchesky
July 31, 2023
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In 1984, These Two Men Told The Eagles Owner: “Go Birds”
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Dan McQuade
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Nick Sirianni: I Would Punt The Ball Back To Patrick Mahomes Again
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Dan McQuade
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NFL
I Will Never Forgive Nick Sirianni For Punting
162
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Dan McQuade
February 13, 2023
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What In Sod’s Name Was With The Super Bowl Field?
180
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Dan McQuade
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