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Funbag
Help! My Dog Gets Mad At Me When I Fart!
532
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Drew Magary
November 19, 2024
Funbag
A Pre-Election Dog Story For You, The Dog Fan
502
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Drew Magary
October 29, 2024
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Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Idiot Dog Starting A Fire
125
Comments
Patrick Redford
August 8, 2024
Defector Up All Night
Vet Stories, With Dave McKenna
286
Comments
Dave McKenna
August 1, 2024
Video Games
Peanut Butter The Dog Hits A Two-Run Blast, And The Crowd Goes Wild
96
Comments
Patrick Redford
July 8, 2024
Animals
I Have Become A Crazy Dog Person
296
Comments
Drew Magary
April 18, 2024
Life Lessons
It Happened To Me: I Thought I Bought People Treats But They Were Dog Treats
173
Comments
Barry Petchesky
April 4, 2024
Podcasts
We Must Do Something About The Dog Lobby
38
Comments
Jae Towle Vieira
December 20, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Apologies To The Makers Of The ‘Pet Sematary’ Prequel, But I Would Call This Dog “My Little Sweetie Baby” And Rub Its Belly
195
Comments
Tom Ley
September 13, 2023
Podcasts
Pete Alonso Emo Chat, With Lindsey Adler
80
Comments
David Roth
August 10, 2023
Podcasts
It’s Good To Laugh So Hard You Weep
65
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
April 19, 2023
Animals
My Dog Has Messy Dingleberries. Is Wokeism To Blame?
186
Comments
Drew Magary
March 14, 2023
College Basketball
This Game Had That Dog In It
74
Comments
Dan McQuade
December 11, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant
In Search Of A Hot Pink Bitch Named Breakfast
194
Comments
Annie Rauwerda
October 27, 2022
Podcasts
Dog Friendship And Quantum Vibe Theory, With Lindsey Adler
59
Comments
David Roth
July 28, 2022
Animals
Local Dog Update
131
Comments
Ray Ratto
June 10, 2022
MLB
Surely, Weird Mets Injury Won’t Turn Into A Whole *Thing*
94
Comments
Barry Petchesky
June 5, 2022
Olympics
Olympic Dog Lucy Attends Second Consecutive Winter Games
75
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
February 6, 2022
NHL
Perfectly Nice Center-Ice Poop Ruined By Flyers Logo
87
Comments
Patrick Redford
December 6, 2021
Animals
Defector Goes To The Dogs
226
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 24, 2021
Animals
Local Dog Undergoes Successful ACL Surgery
178
Comments
Ray Ratto
September 22, 2021
Animals
If You Really Want A Dog, You Can Get A Damn Dog
240
Comments
Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Barry Bonds Showed A Dog At Westminster
108
Comments
Patrick Redford
June 14, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Give This Dog A Medal
84
Comments
Kalyn Kahler
April 23, 2021
Animals
For Dot
399
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 6, 2021
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