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Now Is As Good A Time As Any To Start A Spotted Lanternfly Kill Log
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Kelsey McKinney
July 21, 2022
Animals
New Fossil Fish Flirted With The Idea Of Legs But Kept On Swimming
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Sabrina Imbler
July 20, 2022
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
Bad news: It's getting colder. Good news: The best way to cover your forearms has returned. The critically acclaimed Defector crewneck sweatshirt has been restocked in all sizes. Now's the time to get one of our most popular items, printed with union labor in the USA.
Rays Week
Where Did All These Freshwater Stingrays Come From?
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Sabrina Imbler
July 15, 2022
Rays Week
The Ocean’s Hottest Club Is A Manta Ray
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Sabrina Imbler
July 14, 2022
Rays Week
New Assfish Photo Just Dropped
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Sabrina Imbler
July 12, 2022
Rays Week
Stingrays Can Do Math. But Why Would They?
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Sabrina Imbler
July 11, 2022
Animals
Let’s Look At Some Beautiful Dogs
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Kalyn Kahler
June 23, 2022
Creaturefector
What’s Inside The Squid Cube?
180
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Sabrina Imbler
June 22, 2022
Creaturefector
Why Is This Tiny Frog So Awful At Jumping?
277
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Sabrina Imbler
June 15, 2022
Animals
Local Dog Update
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Ray Ratto
June 10, 2022
Creaturefector
Welcome To Creaturefector!
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Sabrina Imbler
June 6, 2022
Animals
Say Hello To The Horny Lizard In My Yard
123
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Laura Wagner
May 1, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Rudy Gobert’s Own Bees Sting Him In Face
124
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Dan McQuade
April 28, 2022
Animals
Oakland Coliseum Trying To Figure Out What To Do About The 30–40 Feral Cats That Have Taken Over
227
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Barry Petchesky
April 17, 2022
Animals
I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home
251
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Chris Thompson
April 8, 2022
Cycling
Big Bull Wreaks Havoc On Bike Race
143
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Patrick Redford
February 14, 2022
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Drunk Pig Rolling Down A Hill
151
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Laura Wagner
January 28, 2022
This Is So Stupid
The Time Has Come For Us To Turn Sports Over To The Animals
66
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Ray Ratto
December 13, 2021
Animals
Defector Goes To The Dogs
226
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Dan McQuade
November 24, 2021
Birdfector
God, I Wish That Were Me
144
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Tom Ley
October 8, 2021
Animals
All Hail Walker, My Ride-Or-Die For Fat Bear Week
141
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Luis Paez-Pumar
September 28, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep
110
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Albert Burneko
September 23, 2021
Animals
Local Dog Undergoes Successful ACL Surgery
178
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Ray Ratto
September 22, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong
234
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Lauren Theisen
September 13, 2021
Animals
If You Really Want A Dog, You Can Get A Damn Dog
240
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Tom Ley
July 20, 2021
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