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Drew Magary
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Washington Commanders
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
Funbag
Can I Wear A Batting Helmet Casually Or Will Everyone Think I’m Cuckoo?
560
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Drew Magary
August 15, 2023
D.C.: Meet Defector At The Ballpark
Before the end of the season, come hang out at a baseball game in one of the cities where multiple Defector staffers reside. We’ll be doing Defector & Friends at the Ballpark in San Francisco, Philadelphia, and D.C. Make sure you wear your finest Defector merch so other readers can spot you, or at least carry around a printout of Devin the Dugong.
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Green Bay Packers
431
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Drew Magary
August 14, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New England Patriots
380
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New York Jets
372
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Cleveland Browns
341
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Tennessee Titans
407
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Drew Magary
August 8, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: New Orleans Saints
347
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Drew Magary
August 7, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Carolina Panthers
302
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Drew Magary
August 4, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Atlanta Falcons
271
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Las Vegas Raiders
317
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Los Angeles Rams
199
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Drew Magary
August 1, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Denver Broncos
395
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Drew Magary
July 31, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Indianapolis Colts
446
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Arizona Cardinals
327
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Drew Magary
July 27, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Houston Texans
420
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Drew Magary
July 26, 2023
Funbag
Police Merch Is Its Own Horrible Little Fiefdom
705
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Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Chicago Bears
539
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Drew Magary
July 25, 2023
Podcasts
The Civil Rights Movement’s Turning Point Was Almost Its Last Stand, With Paul Kix
223
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Drew Magary
July 20, 2023
Funbag
Could A Normal Person Finish A Tour de France Mountain Stage On An E-Bike?
924
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Drew Magary
July 18, 2023
Funbag
Time For War: I’m Ranking Supermarket Chains
1069
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Drew Magary
July 11, 2023
Funbag
For Independence Day, An EXPLOSIVE Question About Doors
607
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Drew Magary
July 4, 2023
Life Lessons
How Much Shit Should You Have In Your Wallet? An Investigation
469
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Drew Magary
June 29, 2023
Funbag
Let ‘Hard Knocks’ Die Already
552
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Drew Magary
June 27, 2023
Dadfector
The Last Bus
194
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Drew Magary
June 14, 2023
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