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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together. Without access, without favor, without discretion, and without interference.

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NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16

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Live Event

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Giri Nathan

Zion Williamson looks on from the sidelines

New Orleans Pelicans v Sacramento Kings

Where Was Zion Williamson, And Where Will He Be?

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David Roth

White Sox infielder Lenyn Sosa upends Twins outfielder Byron Buxton in a collision near second base on April 12, 2023.

Chicago White Sox v Minnesota Twins

The White Sox Are The Most Dangerous Team In Baseball*

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Laura Wagner

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Elder Wisdom

What Can A Hoop Do?

Luka Doncic smiling, kind of, for the camera before an early April Mavericks game against the Bulls in which he did not play.

Chicago Bulls v Dallas Mavericks

Podcasts

Scuffing Up The Gossip, With Kelsey McKinney

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Lauren Theisen

Ryan Mountcastle celebrates with teammates

Oakland Athletics v Baltimore Orioles

Every Orioles Game Is An Adventure

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Frank Lampard, Caretaker Manager of Chelsea, looks dejected during the UEFA Champions League quarterfinal first leg match between Real Madrid and Chelsea FC at Estadio Santiago Bernabeu on April 12, 2023 in Madrid, Spain.

Real Madrid v Chelsea FC: Quarterfinal First Leg – UEFA Champions League

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Frank Lampard Is Just Here To Eat Chelsea’s Shit

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Patrick Redford

Diar forcing a miss out of Scottie Barnes

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DeMar DeRozan’s Screaming Daughter Carries Bulls To Play-In Victory

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Rookie Dung-Roller Is Learning On The Job

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Kyle Kuzma Docks His Boat On “Dinshittie Island”

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Chris Thompson

Shaquille O'Neal performs as a DJ at a party.

Florida Court Rules That Shaquille O’Neal May Continue To Juke Process Servers In The Physical World

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - APRIL 11: Dayot Upamecano of Bayern Muenchen looks dejected during the UEFA Champions League quarterfinal first leg match between Manchester City and FC Bayern München at Etihad Stadium on April 11, 2023 in Manchester, United Kingdom. (Photo by Michael Zemanek/DeFodi Images via Getty Images)

Manchester City v FC Bayern M√ºnchen: Quarterfinal First Leg – UEFA Champions League

Dayot Upamecano Lived A Defender’s Worst Nightmare

Corey Atad is a freelancer writer based in Toronto with an unhealthy Air Bud obsession.

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Defector At The Movies

‘How To Blow Up A Pipeline’ Is A Film About Action

Jason Zucker sprays ice as he stops in front of Petr Mrazek

NHL: APR 11 Blackhawks at Penguins

The Penguins And Islanders Are Having A Mid-Off

Annie Rauwerda is a writer and comedian from Michigan. She loves Wikipedia, digital archives, and her cat.

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Life's Rich Pageant

In Search Of Wikipedia’s Shrug Guy

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Kelsey McKinney

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Please Be Careful Who You Are Texting

LOS ANGELES, CA - APRIL 11: Dennis Schroder #17 of the Los Angeles Lakers and LeBron James #6 interviews after the 2023 Play-In Tournament on April 11, 2023 at Crypto.Com Arena in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2023 NBAE (

2023 Play-In Tournament – Minnesota Timberwolves v Los Angeles Lakers

Lakers Redeem Cursed Season By Falling Backwards Into Playoffs

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We Turned David Roth And Cardboard Roth’s Journey Into A Short Film

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Draftee Diamond Miller talks to the media before the 2023 WNBA Draft on April 10, 2023 at Spring Studios in New York City, New York.

2023 WNBA Draft

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Turning Pro In Women’s Basketball Is Not A Zero-Sum Game

Russell A. Carleton is an author at Baseball Prospectus and of the forthcoming book <a href="https://www.triumphbooks.com/the-new-ballgame-products-9781637272268.php?page_id=30&amp;cid=434862" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.triumphbooks.com/the-new-ballgame-products-9781637272268.php?page_id%3D30%26cid%3D434862&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1680985638870000&amp;usg=AOvVaw0_Ie5IAhP6DgMCeMB7in79">The New Ballgame: The Not-So-Hidden Forces Shaping Baseball</a> from Triumph Books, available in June 2023.

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Aaron Judge and Gleyber Torres' high-fiving after a Yankees win on April 2, 2023.

San Francisco Giants v New York Yankees

Welcome To Nowhere

Two firefighters attempt to free a red squirrel, whose head is stuck inside a manhole cover

Feuerwehrmänner haben den Gullydeckel angehoben und befreien das Eichhörnchen

History Repeats: Red Squirrel Gets STUCK In Manhole Cover In Germany, Just Four Years After Similar Squirrel’s Manhole Stranding

Columnist. Author of many <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Drew-Magary/e/B001JS8R52/ref=dp_byline_cont_pop_book_1">fine works of literature</a>, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

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Drew Magary

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Help! My Friend Uses A Separate Loofah Just For His Butthole!

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Arts And Culture

‘Cry Wolf’ Shows How Easy It Is To Blame The Victim

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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 18: Bradley Beal #3 of the Washington Wizards rests during a break in the game against the Sacramento Kings at Capital One Arena on March 18, 2023 in Washington, DC. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.

Sacramento Kings v Washington Wizards

Bradley Beal Would Like Gambling-Related Insults Kept To A Minimum

NHL: APR 10 Sabres at Rangers

Sabres Complete Phase One Of “Operation: Stay Alive”

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Barry Petchesky

WASHINGTON, DC - APRIL 10: Anders Lee #27 of the New York Islanders leaves the ice after obtaining an injury during a game against the Washington Capitals at Capital One Arena on April 10, 2023 in Washington, D.C. (Photo by John McCreary/NHLI via Getty Images)

New York Islanders v Washington Capitals

The Islanders Came Up Small

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