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MLB
The Twins’ Summer Sausage Has Not Yet Expired
47
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Kathryn Xu
May 22, 2024
NBA
Gordon Hayward Is The Low-Effort King Of The Playoffs
121
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Tom Ley
May 8, 2024
NBA
A Post-Season Debrief With The World’s (Still) Most Pessimistic Suns Fan
58
Comments
Diana Moskovitz
May 7, 2024
MLB
The Eldritch Power Of The Twins’ Home Run Sausage Must Be Handled With Care
174
Comments
Tom Ley
April 29, 2024
MLB
There Are Several Reasons Not To Let Anyone From The Colorado Rockies Into An Airplane Cockpit
123
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Tom Ley
April 19, 2024
Life's Rich Pageant
Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race
286
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Kathryn Xu
April 15, 2024
NBA
Boban Delivered The Chicken
124
Comments
Tom Ley
April 15, 2024
NBA
This Is About As Wrong As 15 Seconds Of Basketball Can Go
110
Comments
Tom Ley
April 10, 2024
This Is So Stupid
BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE/MUST CREDIT KELSEY: They Cut The Wire
291
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
March 22, 2024
NFL
Report: Aaron Rodgers Being Considered For Dream Job As Attention-Getting Loser
321
Comments
Tom Ley
March 13, 2024
Women's Basketball
JMU And Marshall Played The Funniest Basketball Game Of The Season
45
Comments
Tom Ley
March 12, 2024
Racing
Doriane Pin Penalized For Not Realizing Race Was Over, Winning Too Hard
28
Comments
Kathryn Xu
March 10, 2024
This Is So Stupid
Hmmm … Something Is STILL Not Right Here
164
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
February 15, 2024
NFL
Tommy DeVito Eats Crow, Dough To Quash Quarrel With New Jersey Pizzeria
115
Comments
Dave McKenna
December 20, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Hmmm … Something Is Not Right Here.
327
Comments
Kelsey McKinney
December 14, 2023
NBA
Enjoy The Visual Tableau Of Chet Holmgren Unsuccessfully Posting Up Chris Paul
38
Comments
Giri Nathan
November 17, 2023
College Football
It Appears Connor Stalions Was A Teenage Michigan Football Blogger
154
Comments
Dan McQuade
November 3, 2023
NFL
Lion Cowed By Sheep
172
Comments
Ray Ratto
October 5, 2023
Soccer
Napoli Shitposted Its Way Into A War With Its Own Best Player
80
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
September 27, 2023
Things We Actually Like
Jim Tomsula Is A Goddamn Champion
185
Comments
Tom Ley
September 26, 2023
Dadfector
In Praise Of Food Tourism
247
Comments
Dave McKenna
September 7, 2023
NBA
James Harden, Hanging Out On A High School Sports Field, Says Relationship With Sixers Is Beyond Repair
161
Comments
Tom Ley
August 18, 2023
NFL
Sean Payton Is Sorry For Saying His Predecessor Is A Huge Failure
147
Comments
Tom Ley
July 28, 2023
Soccer
The NWSL Is Terrorizing Rookies With This Dubious Treatment For Cramps
127
Comments
Abigail Segel
June 26, 2023
NBA
Wemby Takes New York
86
Comments
Giri Nathan
June 21, 2023
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