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Héctor Neris Got Mad, And The Mariners Couldn’t Get Even
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Kathryn Xu
September 28, 2023
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Justin Verlander Pulled The Astros Out Of The Quicksand
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Lauren Theisen
September 26, 2023
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Lauren Theisen
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MLB
Only The Fragility Of The Human Body Can Slow Down Julio Rodríguez
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Kathryn Xu
August 22, 2023
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Jarred Kelenic Is Really, Really Sorry About Kicking That Water Cooler
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Tom Ley
July 20, 2023
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Julio Rodriguez Gave The All-Star Game Some Stakes
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Lauren Theisen
July 12, 2023
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I Did So Many Things While Houston And Seattle Failed To Score
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Luis Paez-Pumar
October 16, 2022
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The Mighty Bat Of Yordan Alvarez Is Inescapable
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2022
MLB
The Blue Jays Crashed Right Out Of The Postseason
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
October 9, 2022
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I Am Begging The Los Angeles Angels To Please Just Lose In Normal Ways
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Chris Thompson
August 16, 2022
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