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November 5, 2023
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The NFL Belongs To Taylor Swift Now
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Israel Daramola
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Football Game Played Near Taylor Swift
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Samer Kalaf
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The Game Of The Year Is In Six Days
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Tom Ley
September 25, 2023
NFL
I Will Not Be Calling This Man “Steezy Trev”
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Kelsey McKinney
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Why Your Team Sucks
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Drew Magary
September 7, 2023
This Is So Stupid
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196
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July 30, 2023
NFL
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143
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
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183
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Samer Kalaf
February 14, 2023
NFL
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Dan McQuade
February 13, 2023
NFL
Patrick Mahomes Can’t Be Denied
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 13, 2023
NFL
That Fucking Flag Ruined Everything
555
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Drew Magary
February 13, 2023
NFL
Win A Super Bowl With This One Weird Trick
124
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Barry Petchesky
February 13, 2023
NFL
Jalen Hurts Did Everything Right, Except For One Thing
179
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Tom Ley
February 13, 2023
NFL
The Chiefs Wouldn’t Let The Super Bowl Be Anything But Great
204
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Ray Ratto
February 13, 2023
This Is So Stupid
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171
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Luis Paez-Pumar
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161
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David Roth
February 9, 2023
NFL
Washington And Cleveland Ditched Their Racist Mascots. It’s Time For Kansas City To Do The Same
658
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Diana Moskovitz
February 8, 2023
NFL
The Bengals’ Season Came Down To One Late Hit
423
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Luis Paez-Pumar
January 30, 2023
Podcasts
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David Roth
January 26, 2023
NFL
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171
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Israel Daramola
January 22, 2023
NFL
The Titans Played Football From 1906 And It Almost Worked
66
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Lauren Theisen
November 7, 2022
NFL
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217
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Tom Ley
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