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This Is So Stupid

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Please Do Not Lie To Me About Hockey Butts

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What Time Does “What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?” Start?

February 7, 2025
Science

I Would Think Nothing Of Being Shot In The Chest With This Plasma Cannon

February 5, 2025
Defector At The Movies

Is My Most Loathed Enemy A Song From The Score Of ‘Challengers’? Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah Yeah Yeah-Yeah-Yeah

January 23, 2025
NBA

The Utah Jazz Are Boldly Making Their Move Down The Standings

January 22, 2025
Soccer

A German Coach, The Spanish Media, And Google Translate Walk Into A Press Conference

January 15, 2025
History

New York Giants: Season In Review

January 5, 2025
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I Lost My Coffee

December 13, 2024
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I Would Not Take My Post-Assassination Meal At An Altoona McDonald’s, But I Guess I’m Built Different

December 9, 2024
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SHOCKER: This Handsome Actor Is In Fact A Ball-Knower

December 8, 2024
Creaturefector

Mossy Stick Insect STUNS In New Photos

November 13, 2024
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I Can’t Stop Drinking This Fucked-Up Protein Shake

November 12, 2024
MLB

Let Me Push The Win Button

October 21, 2024
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You’re Stuck In A Time Loop. How Are You Helping Your Team Win A Game?

October 8, 2024
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I Found That Jaguars Hat You Like

August 6, 2024
Olympics

I Will Only Swim In The Poop River If It Contains Fewer Than 1,000 Colony-Producing Units Of E. Coli Per 100 Milliliters Of Water

August 5, 2024
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Do Not Say The Boeing Starliner Astronauts Are Stranded In Space, Which They Cannot Presently Return From Due To Problems With Their Spacecraft

August 1, 2024
Announcements

Everyone’s Been Competing To Post Defector’s 10,000th Blog And I Just Clicked Publish On This

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The Official, Complete, Very Scientific Taxonomy Of Fishing Video Games

July 28, 2024
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What Would You Do Right Now For A Free Beach Vacation?

NHL

A Useful, Clear-As-Day, Couldn’t-Be-Simpler Guide To Canada’s Hockey Arenas, Places, And Centres

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Sunday’s Events Will Ring Out Through History

July 22, 2024
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There Are Three Essential Lawyer Movies

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Here Are Some MLB Draft Prospects Whose Names Would Be Right At Home On ‘All My Children’

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An Attempt To Draw This Overstuffed Sentence About Klay Thompson Leaving The Warriors

July 3, 2024
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