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The Belgians Are A Bunch Of Surgeons

If you’d like to know why Roberto Martínez is the envy of soccer managers the world over, it is because he can find his Belgian squad down a goal, and think to himself, Gee, this is no fun, how about I try to fix this by substituting on Kevin De Bruyne at halftime, and 15 […]

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Belgium's midfielder Kevin De Bruyne celebrates scoring the team's second goal during the UEFA EURO 2020 Group B football match between Denmark and Belgium at the Parken Stadium in Copenhagen on June 17, 2021.

Meet The New Italy, The Euros’ Most Entertaining Side

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Manuel Locatelli of Italy celebrates with Nicolo Barella after scoring their side's first goal during the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship Group A match between Italy and Switzerland at Olimpico Stadium on June 16, 2021 in Rome, Italy.

Even A Meteor Strike To The Dick Couldn’t Stop Connor Roberts

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The agony and the ecstasy.

Russia’s Spectacular Team Goal Caps Delectably Attack-Heavy Match

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Aleksei Miranchuk of Russia celebrates after scoring their side's first goal during the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship Group B match between Finland and Russia at Saint Petersburg Stadium on June 16, 2021 in Saint Petersburg, Russia.

This Is How To Build A Super Team In The NWSL

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France Is What Happens When An Immovable Object Is Also An Unstoppable Force

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France's forward Kylian Mbappe celebrates after their win in the UEFA EURO 2020 Group F football match between France and Germany at the Allianz Arena in Munich on June 15, 2021.

Paul Pogba Should Simply Be This Cool All The Time

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Consider The Power Of “Just Happy To Be Here”

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You Don’t Always Have To Be Good In Order To Be Great

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Netherlands' defender Denzel Dumfries (R) celebrates after scoring the third goal during the UEFA EURO 2020 Group C football match between the Netherlands and Ukraine at the Johan Cruyff Arena in Amsterdam on June 13, 2021.

Here Are Some Delightful Pictures Of Scotland’s Keeper Becoming One With His Net

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Scotland's goalkeeper David Marshall falls in the net after missing a save on Czech Republic's second goal during the UEFA EURO 2020 Group D football match between Scotland and Czech Republic at Hampden Park in Glasgow on June 14, 2021. (Photo by ANDY BUCHANAN / POOL / AFP) (Photo by ANDY BUCHANAN/POOL/AFP via Getty Images)

Patrik Schick Just Ripped Out Scotland’s Heart With A 50-Yard Goal

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Patrik Schick of Czech Republic celebrates after scoring their side's second goal during the UEFA Euro 2020 Championship Group D match between Scotland v Czech Republic at Hampden Park on June 14, 2021 in Glasgow, Scotland.

Team Doctor: Christian Eriksen “Was Gone” Before Being Resuscitated On The Pitch

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A stadiums screen shows shows a message of support for Christian Eriksen

Now Comes The Hard Part For The USMNT

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SANDY, UTAH - JUNE 09: Reggie Cannon #20 of the United States celebrates a goal during a game against Costa Rica at Rio Tinto Stadium on June 09, 2021 in Sandy, Utah. (Photo by Alex Goodlett/Getty Images)

Gini Wijnaldum Gave Liverpool Exactly What It Needed

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Liverpool's Dutch midfielder Georginio Wijnaldum leaves the pitch after being substituted off during the English Premier League football match between Liverpool and Crystal Palace at Anfield in Liverpool, north west England on May 23, 2021.

Even At Its Worst, Soccer Is Still The Fucking Best

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A shirtless Christian Pulisic celebrates his badass, game-winning penalty goal with his USMNT teammates.

Goalkeeper Suffers Ultimate Humiliation When Chipped From The Halfway Line

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How Sweet It Is To Hate The USMNT Manager

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Gio Reyna #7 of USA advances the ball against Diego Rodriguez #23 of Honduras in the first half during Game 1 of the Semifinals of the CONCACAF Nations League Finals of at Empower Field At Mile High on June 03, 2021 in Denver, Colorado.

Roman Abramovich Owns A Club He’s Not Even Allowed To Watch

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Very cool illustration of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich.

England Is Ready Now, But Gareth Southgate Might Not Be

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Gareth Southgate, Manager of England looks on prior to the FIFA World Cup 2022 Qatar qualifying match between Albania and England at the Qemal Stafa Stadium on March 28, 2021 in Tirana, Albania.

What Comes After Christian Pulisic’s Historic Champions League Title?

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PORTO, PORTUGAL - MAY 29: Christian Pulisic of Chelsea celebrates with the Champions League Trophy alongside teammates Antonio Ruediger, Kai Havertz and Tammy Abraham following their team's victory during the UEFA Champions League Final between Manchester City and Chelsea FC at Estadio do Dragao on May 29, 2021 in Porto, Portugal. (Photo by David Ramos/Getty Images)
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