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Politics

59 Blu-Rays, A Nazi Trinket, And Everything Else I Found In A Right-Wing Senate Candidate’s Robust eBay Store

July 24, 2024
Wings Week

Who Was Getting Buckets At The JFK Airport Basketball Court?

July 18, 2024
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This Is NOT A Damn Bell!!

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Each New Detail About How Bill Belichick Met His Girlfriend Is The Opposite Of Romantic

June 20, 2024
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Local Athletes, Leave Me Alone

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The Beauty And Boredom Of 500 Laps Around The Same .148-Mile Loop

June 4, 2024
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Have You Seen A Cybertruck Yet?

May 21, 2024
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Ohio State Graduates Subjected To Commencement Speaker’s Cryptobabble And Bad Singing

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Please Enjoy These Photos Of Drunk People At An English Horse Race

April 15, 2024
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A Journey To Korea In Search Of The Bank-Shot Free Throw

April 15, 2024
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What Do You Type Into YouTube?

February 28, 2024
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Scottish Children Fed Meager Servings Of Jelly Beans, Large Helpings Of Disappointment At Willy’s Chocolate Experience

February 28, 2024
Life Lessons

Here Are Our Stories Of Being Scammed

February 16, 2024
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Torching The Google Car

February 16, 2024
This Is So Stupid

Hmmm … Something Is STILL Not Right Here

February 15, 2024
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We’ve Found Him: America’s Dumbest Bettor

February 1, 2024
Year In Review

What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?

January 1, 2024
Capital

Fanatics Ruined Christmas

December 28, 2023
Year In Review

What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

December 25, 2023
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Man Admits Shocking Truth That Deli Worth $2B Was Part Of Fraud

December 22, 2023
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Color Star Is Circling The Color Drain

November 17, 2023
College Football

Report: Connor Stalions Lurked In The Shadows At 11 Big Ten Games

October 24, 2023
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Freakin’ Traffic Is Ruining My Life!

October 19, 2023
Swimming

Diana Nyad’s Swimming Brought Her Glory, Fame, And An Adversary Dedicated To Exposing Her Lies

October 4, 2023
Soccer

Napoli Shitposted Its Way Into A War With Its Own Best Player

September 27, 2023
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