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Giri Nathan
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Alex Pareene
March 26, 2023
Soccer
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Tom Ley
March 8, 2023
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The Sodfather Has Certainly Said His Piece
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Chris Thompson
March 1, 2023
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A Jingle That Will Not Die
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Dave McKenna
February 26, 2023
Politics
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300
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Chris Thompson
February 24, 2023
This Is So Stupid
The Garden State Parkway’s Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes
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Dan McQuade
February 23, 2023
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U.S. Ambassador To Afghanistan Celebrates Black History Month With Deranged Tweets
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Laura Wagner
February 16, 2023
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NFL Exports Racist Arm Gesture To Germany
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Samer Kalaf
February 14, 2023
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Philly’s Sign Guy Might Be The Least Thirsty Superfan
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Dan McQuade
February 10, 2023
Media Meltdowns
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167
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Tom Ley
February 6, 2023
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Bus Shelters Are No Match For The Combined Weight Of Eagles Fans
143
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Dan McQuade
February 1, 2023
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There’s No Law Against Having Fun While Posing As A Teen Girl In A JV Basketball Game
174
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Tom Ley
January 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
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274
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Albert Burneko
January 5, 2023
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Draymond Green Seems To Have An Odd Definition Of Remorse
40
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Tom Ley
January 5, 2023
NFL
How Many Snow Angels Is Too Many Snow Angels When A Guy Is Writhing In Pain Next To You?
102
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Tom Ley
January 2, 2023
Year In Review
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
320
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Barry Petchesky
January 1, 2023
Year In Review
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?
526
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Barry Petchesky
December 25, 2022
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Lunatic Sports Radio Caller Detects Bidenesque “Fraudulent Corruption” In Carlos Correa Deal
125
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2022
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Salt Bae Thinks He’s On The Team
181
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Samer Kalaf
December 19, 2022
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This Emmanuel Macron Guy Is A Real Piece Of Work
160
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Tom Ley
December 19, 2022
Bowling
Duckpin Bowling Loses Its Home
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Dave McKenna
December 12, 2022
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Deion Sanders Meets New Players, Tells Them To Get Lost
209
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Tom Ley
December 5, 2022
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