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Let Me Hold Your Hand While I Eat Bugs Out Of Your Hair
94
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Sabrina Imbler
February 17, 2023
Animals
Here’s To Hippos
256
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Ray Ratto
February 17, 2023
NHL
Kirill Kaprizov Needs A Friend
62
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Lauren Theisen
February 17, 2023
NBA
The Best Part Of The All-Star Break Is The Break
75
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Ray Ratto
February 17, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Has Anyone Seen My Balloons?
200
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Alex Pareene
February 17, 2023
MLB
Maybe It’s A Bad Idea To Alienate Your Best Player In Order To Save Some Pocket Change
282
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Chris Thompson
February 17, 2023
Death To The NCAA
I Cannot Tell A Lie: These Proposed George Washington University Nicknames Stink
409
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Dan McQuade
February 17, 2023
Life's Rich Pageant
U.S. Ambassador To Afghanistan Celebrates Black History Month With Deranged Tweets
198
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Laura Wagner
February 16, 2023
Arts And Culture
No, That Movie Was Not All A Dream
184
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Israel Daramola
February 16, 2023
Soccer
Barcelona Insists There’s Nothing Weird About Paying A Referee $1.3 Million
40
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
Podcasts
The Boston Scott Prop Bet And Windows That Don’t Exist
117
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David Roth
February 16, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Google’s Search Engine Reveals Its Feelings: Destroy All Humans With A Rain Of Nuclear Fire
122
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Albert Burneko
February 16, 2023
NFL
My Beautiful XFL Has Finally Returned
145
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Israel Daramola
February 16, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Sports Illustrated Continues Its Lurch Away From Journalism With Fresh Round Of Layoffs
163
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Chris Thompson
February 16, 2023
NFL
The Chiefs’ Belief In Disbelief Is Becoming Unbelievable
143
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Ray Ratto
February 16, 2023
Jamboroo
A Promise: I Will Use The NFL Offseason To Become An Even Worse Person
295
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Drew Magary
February 16, 2023
Soccer
Arsenal Found Out Just How Hard It Is To Topple Manchester City
85
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 16, 2023
Journalismism
The New York Times Continues To Make Its Priorities Clear
569
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Kelsey McKinney
February 16, 2023
Defector Up All Night
You’ll Never Forget Hearing Patrick Mahomes Say “The Chainsmokers” For The First Time
432
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Tom Ley
February 15, 2023
Arts And Culture
Rihanna Rubbed Her Belly And Broke A Million Brains
124
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Sophie Lewis
February 15, 2023
MLB
America’s Sportswriters Confirm: Bases Big
166
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Barry Petchesky
February 15, 2023
Music
Paramore’s Latest Album Is An Anxious Murmur
59
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Luis Paez-Pumar
February 15, 2023
Capital
Abolition Requires Struggle
499
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Micah Herskind
February 15, 2023
NHL
The Senators Are Great Spoilers
27
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Lauren Theisen
February 15, 2023
Birdfector
Oh No! The Big, Beautiful Owl Got Out!
192
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Kelsey McKinney
February 15, 2023
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