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The Rookie Wage Scale Has Poisoned The NFL
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Drew Magary
April 27, 2023
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A Promise: I Will Use The NFL Offseason To Become An Even Worse Person
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Drew Magary
February 16, 2023
The Cutest Tote Bag You’ll Ever Own
There’s a new tote in the Defector store! Tara Jacoby drew Dan McQuade’s cat and we put it on a tote bag, just like we put it on a shirt. The tote is printed by a union co-op on a bag made in the USA. Carry around this adorable kitty all summer!
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“Wow”: Tony Romo Breaks Down The Super Bowl For Defector
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Drew Magary
February 9, 2023
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“It Didn’t Know It Yet But It Was Already Dead.” Your Scariest Poop Stories
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Drew Magary
February 2, 2023
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If You Don’t Have Multiple Real Dudes You Don’t Have Shit!
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Drew Magary
January 26, 2023
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When There’s No Football On, May I Suggest Art Youtube?
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Drew Magary
January 19, 2023
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Truly, What The Fuck Is Going On With Lamar Jackson?
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Drew Magary
January 12, 2023
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There’s Nothing The NFL Cannot Bear
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Drew Magary
January 5, 2023
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Hell Is Marvin Lewis: An Open Letter To Zac Taylor
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Will Sennett
December 29, 2022
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Fire This Asshole! A Guide To The Worst NFL Coaches Of 2022
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Drew Magary
December 22, 2022
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