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MLB
Even Anthony Bass’s Own Fans Know He’s A Jerkoff
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Tom Ley
June 1, 2023
Capital
The ‘League Of Legends’ Walkout Is A Warning
116
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Patrick Redford
June 1, 2023
Dadfector
Don’t Rank Your Children, You Domineering Prick
333
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Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
MLB
Oakland A’s: Thousands Of Fans Across The Country Will Flock To Las Vegas To Watch Us Play Awful Baseball
126
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Ray Ratto
June 1, 2023
Life Lessons
Do You Have That Dog In You? Take The Defector Quiz!
232
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Drew Magary
June 1, 2023
NBA
The Warriors Are In Flux
98
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Ray Ratto
May 31, 2023
Podcasts
The Chill Bride, The Boutonnieres, And The Hair Straightener
58
Comments
Jae Towle Vieira
May 31, 2023
This Is So Stupid
Breaking: A-Rod Has Gum Disease
190
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Dan McQuade
May 31, 2023
MLB
Padres Blackouts Are Over, For A Price
133
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Lauren Theisen
May 31, 2023
Music
I Recommend Seeing Your Favorite Band Live 14 Times
483
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Luis Paez-Pumar
May 31, 2023
WNBA
Breanna Stewart Went Home And Conquered
24
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Tom Ley
May 31, 2023
Cycling
Primoz Roglic Got A Little Push From A Pal In His Quest For Redemption
43
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Patrick Redford
May 30, 2023
WNBA
Shakira Austin Is Right Where Elena Delle Donne Needs Her To Be
15
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
May 30, 2023
NBA
Jaylen Brown Was Supermaximally Shitty When It Counted
154
Comments
Chris Thompson
May 30, 2023
TV
The ‘Succession’ Misery Index: A Meal Fit For A King
221
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Israel Daramola
May 30, 2023
This Is So Stupid
My Pointless Quest To Double The Number Of Apostles At The Last Supper
100
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Dan McQuade
May 30, 2023
Funbag
An Extremely Mild And Possibly Temporary Endorsement Of Reggie Miller
497
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Drew Magary
May 30, 2023
NHL
The Stars Failed To Show Up
69
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Lauren Theisen
May 30, 2023
Defector At The Movies
It’s Good When Action Movies Remember To Be A Little Silly
214
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Tom Ley
May 30, 2023
NBA
The Heat Win Ugly
346
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 30, 2023
MLB
Spencer Strider Is Closing Games As Soon As They Start
48
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Tom Ley
May 29, 2023
NFL
In Praise Of Brian Davis’s Very Possibly Fake $7 Billion Bid For The Washington Commanders
167
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David Roth
May 29, 2023
Chefector
Your Crummy Apartment Stove Is Perfectly Fine For Cooking
202
Comments
Albert Burneko
May 29, 2023
Soccer
Luton Town Is Back From The Brink
120
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Ray Ratto
May 28, 2023
High School Sports
Yeah, That’s About The Worst Way To Lose A Championship
190
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Barry Petchesky
May 28, 2023
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