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Robot Chomp (L) clashes with Robot Skorpios during the BattleBots Challenge at the Amazon Re:MARS conference on robotics and artificial intelligence at the Las Vegas Speedway, Nevada on June 6, 2019. (Photo by Mark RALSTON / AFP) (Photo by MARK RALSTON/AFP via Getty Images)

The Machines

The Coolest BattleBots, According To Me, A BattleBot Sicko

Barry Petchesky

Science

How Will We Find Alien Life?

David Roth

Carlos Correa congratulated by his former, and now future, Minnesota Twins teammates after a September 2022 home run.

I’d Rather Have Carlos Correa

Patrick Redford

PHOENIX, ARIZONA - JANUARY 06: Cameron Payne #15 and Devin Booker #1 of the Phoenix Suns react on the bench during the final moments of the NBA game against the Miami Heat at Footprint Center on January 06, 2023 in Phoenix, Arizona. The Heat defeated the Suns 104-96. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

Everything Suddenly Feels Quite Grim In Phoenix

Lauren Theisen

The Kraken Have An Offense Now!

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Drew Magary

Quit Your Job, Sean McVay

Funbag

Damar Hamlin’s Story Is About More Than An NFL PR Campaign

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A tribute in support of Damar Hamlin #3 of the Buffalo Bills on display during the first quarter between the Baltimore Ravens and Cincinnati Bengals at Paycor Stadium on January 08, 2023 in Cincinnati, Ohio.

The Time To Talk About Fixing NFL Player Healthcare Is Now

Ray Ratto

GLENDALE, ARIZONA - DECEMBER 31: Head coach Jim Harbaugh of the Michigan Wolverines looks on during the third quarter of the College Football Playoff Semifinal Fiesta Bowl football game against the TCU Horned Frogs at State Farm Stadium on December 31, 2022 in Glendale, Arizona. The TCU Horned Frogs won 51-45. (Photo by Alika Jenner/Getty Images)

Bidding Is Now Open On Jim Harbaugh

Tom Ley

Why Does Jeff Saturday Even Want This Job?

Inglewood, CA - January 09: Quarterback Stetson Bennett #13 of the Georgia Bulldogs lights a cigar with teammate wide receiver Luke Bennett #29 of the Georgia Bulldogs after defeating the TCU Horned Frogs 65-7 to win the CFP National Championship Football game at SoFi Stadium in Inglewood on Monday, January 9, 2023. (Photo by Keith Birmingham/MediaNews Group/Pasadena Star-News via Getty Images)

College Football

Sometimes The Statement Matters The Most

Announcements

Transactions, January 9

All The Lions Have Are Moral Victories, For Now

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Chris Thompson

Trevor Bauer, Baseball’s Worst Person, Will Soon Be Back On The Market

Maitreyi Anantharaman

UConn Huskies guard Paige Bueckers (5) on the sidelines during the women's college basketball game between the Butler Bulldogs and UConn Huskies on January 3, 2023, at Hinkle Fieldhouse in Indianapolis, IN.

College Basketball

UConn Is Too Cursed To Play Basketball Right Now

DALLAS, TX - DECEMBER 9: Luka Doncic #77 of the Dallas Mavericks plays defense on Giannis Antetokounmpo #34 of the Milwaukee Bucks during the game on December 9, 2022 at the American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2022 NBAE (Photo by Glenn James/NBAE via Getty Images)

Why Are So Many NBA Players Putting Up 40 This Year?

Luis Paez-Pumar

Real Madrid's Welsh forward Gareth Bale celebrates after scoring his team's second goal during the UEFA Champions League final football match between Liverpool and Real Madrid at the Olympic Stadium in Kiev, Ukraine, on May 26, 2018.

Soccer

Gareth Bale Always Scored The Biggest Goals

Samer Kalaf

Carolina Panthers interim head coach Steve Wilks

Steve Wilks Made His Case

Aaron Rodgers Needled The Lions And It Bit Him In The Ass

Jamaal Williams does an interview on SNF after the Lions beat the Packers

Jamaal Williams Has The Power Of God And Anime On His Side

The Seattle Seahawks celebrate an interception

The Lions’ Playoff Hopes Are No More

Jordan Akins catches a ball for a two-point conversion

The Miracle Texans Screw Themselves Out Of The No. 1 Pick

Nyheim Hines Returns Two Kicks For TDs In Bills’ First Game After Damar Hamlin’s Cardiac Arrest

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