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Nobody’s Playing Better Football Than Micah Parsons
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Tom Ley
September 18, 2023
NFL
Dak Prescott Finally Ready To Win Super Bowl After Learning Tactical Breathing Maneuvers From Ex-Navy SEALs
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Tom Ley
September 7, 2023
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Why Your Team Sucks 2023: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2023
Podcasts
The Eagles Butt-Push Maneuver And Mike McCarthy’s Anti-Comedy, With Kalyn Kahler
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David Roth
January 26, 2023
NFL
How, Indeed, ‘Bout Them Cowboys?
171
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Ray Ratto
January 24, 2023
NFL
Which Of These Was The Worst Trick Play Of All Time?
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Barry Petchesky
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Albert Burneko
January 23, 2023
NFL
George Kittle Wasn’t Even Supposed To Be There
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Lauren Theisen
January 23, 2023
NFL
Mike McCarthy On Hilarious Final Play: That Wasn’t What We Meant To Do
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Patrick Redford
January 23, 2023
NFL
The Cowboys Have Full Confidence In Brett Maher. Maybe. Possibly Not So Much.
203
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Tom Ley
January 19, 2023
NFL
How Many Extra Points Can One Man Miss?
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Dan McQuade
January 17, 2023
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