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NFL

Tom Brady Looks Like Crud Today

By Chris Thompson

September 30, 2021

154Comments

NBA

Glenn Greenwald Demonstrates Breathtaking Ignorance In Stunningly Arrogant Screed About Vaccine Hesitancy

By Chris Thompson

September 29, 2021

297Comments

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How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

By Chris Thompson

September 26, 2021

126Comments

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Who Is The Real @ScottBears?

By Maitreyi Anantharaman

September 24, 2021

164Comments

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How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

By Lauren Theisen

September 19, 2021

145Comments

MLB

Throw These Slow-Playing Bozos In Baseball Jail

By Chris Thompson

September 17, 2021

98Comments

Science

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

By Chris Thompson

September 14, 2021

138Comments

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Check Out Defector’s New Mixed-Reality Dugong

By Lauren Theisen

September 13, 2021

234Comments

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How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

By Tom Ley

September 12, 2021

199Comments

MLB

The Orioles Must Help Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Hit For The Triple Crown

By Chris Thompson

September 10, 2021

72Comments

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In Year Two, Defector Will Be Pursuing The Following Ventures

By Samer Kalaf

September 10, 2021

268Comments

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Defector Staffers Did Not Eat Hallway Food

By Defector Staff

September 9, 2021

207Comments

MLB

Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

By Albert Burneko

September 8, 2021

153Comments

Defector Up All Night

Richaun Holmes Releases Official Statement On The Matter Of The Crates

By Tom Ley

August 24, 2021

90Comments

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There Should Be A Game Show Where People Compete To Be A Game Show Host

By Albert Burneko

August 23, 2021

104Comments

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It’s Now Illegal To Draw Any Conclusions From Ben Simmons Workout Videos

By Samer Kalaf

August 22, 2021

67Comments

MLB

One Fan In This Conversation Is Much More Thrilled About It Than The Other

By Patrick Redford

August 19, 2021

147Comments

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Only I Know Why Chris Palmer Thought It A Good Idea To Tweet That Vanessa Bryant Doesn’t Know This Stupid Factoid About Her Dead Husband, And I’ll Never Tell

By Albert Burneko

August 13, 2021

124Comments

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Just How Much Of The Exterior Of A 1997 Subaru Outback Could Giannis Clean From The Passenger Seat? A Scientific Inquiry

By Chris Thompson

August 10, 2021

79Comments

Olympics

What Kind Of Toilet Destruction Are We Talking About, Here?

By Albert Burneko

August 4, 2021

187Comments

NBA

NBA Free Agency Recap: Otto

By Ray Ratto

August 3, 2021

134Comments

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Defector Has Concluded Its Investigation Of A Fart-Like Noise On A Basketball Podcast

By Patrick Redford

July 23, 2021

79Comments

Media Meltdowns

Giannis Antetokounmpo’s Championship Inspires Confusing Poetry

By Laura Wagner

July 21, 2021

93Comments

Media Meltdowns

Defector Verifies Thomas Chatterton Williams

By Laura Wagner

July 16, 2021

218Comments

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I Lost To Usain Bolt In A Bike Race Next To My Bedroom

By Dan McQuade

July 16, 2021

145Comments

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