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MLB

As A Serial Mangler Of Over-Easy Eggs, I Deeply Relate To This Cussing Pitcher

July 14, 2021
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Here Are Some Oaves

Cycling

What Was The Tour de France Sign Bandit Really Up To?

June 27, 2021
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Céline Dion, How Could You?

Media Meltdowns

Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny

Journalismism

Dan McQuade’s New Balance Gesture Followed By $4.1 Billion Drop In Company’s Market Value

By By The Defector Staff
June 15, 2021
Underexplained Lists

G7 Standers, Ranked

June 11, 2021
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Experts: Albert Burneko Is Handsome And It’s Cool To Just Give Him Money

MLB

10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

June 10, 2021
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Is Today Aaron Harang’s Birthday? An Investigation

NFL

Cole Beasley, Moron, Ponders The Futility Of It All

Science

Do Not Fear To Behold The Majestic Lake Creature

Senators Week

Could This Farting Bug With “Senator” In Its Scientific Name Release Me From This Waking Nightmare? An Investigation

NFL

Aaron Rodgers Is All Out Of Gruntlement

NBA

The Unstoppable, Charming, Incredibly Telegenic Wizards Are Truly Basketball’s Feel-Good Story, No Matter What The Haters And Losers Say

April 29, 2021
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Let’s Rate The Dismal Beef Of Right-Wing Internet Psychos Trying To Own Imaginary Libs

April 25, 2021
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Wow: I Can’t Wait To Watch A Broadcast Crossover Event Between The NBA And This Beloved Action Film Franchise

April 23, 2021
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I Love Disney World But Rampaging Animatronic Kill-Bots Are Ruining The Experience

April 23, 2021
Science

Could A Jeep-Mounted Zion Williamson Roundhouse-Kick My Head Off? An Investigation

April 14, 2021
The Great Outdoors

New River Gorge Offers Stunning Trails, Subpar Locations For Faking Your Own Death To Avoid Fraud Charges

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Injustice Anywhere Is A Threat To Quenching Thirst Somewhere

April 4, 2021
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White Sox Send Eloy Jimenez To The Great Baseball Diamond In The Sky

April 2, 2021
NBA

Aaron Gordon’s 19-Minute “Documentary” About Losing The Dunk Contest Is Just The Lamest Shit Ever

March 29, 2021
College Basketball

I Alone Can Get Oral Roberts University To The Final Four, But My Flock Can Help

March 22, 2021
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What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?

March 18, 2021
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